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Archive for the ‘morbid facts’ Category

Decomposing babies / Mrs. Fields’ Nutty White Chunk Cookies

April 2, 2007

Today’s Decomposing Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Authorities have arrested a woman in connection with the discovery of a baby’s decomposing body found in the back of a truck in Arapahoe County, Colo. The discovery was made just before 8 PM in a mobile home park south of the town of Strasburg. A man told Arapahoe […]

Stupid vice-president! / I want to read FINAL EXITS!

March 26, 2007

All I have to say after watching this episode of 24 is that the vice-president is arrogant and not a very nice species of human being! (although Corey assures me that the vice-president in reality is also these things since he shoots his friends and is a hypocrite around telling people to go away) This […]

Accident videos, jokes, Mrs. Fields’ Lemon Chocolate Chip Buttons

March 24, 2007

Today’s Capsized Yet Truly Morbid Fact! While in for repairs at Spithead in southern England on August 29, 1792, the famed 108-gun warship Royal George unexpectedly capsized while 1,300 sailors, workers, and others were aboard. About 900 people died in the tragedy, causing great embarrassment to the English naval establishment. Culled from: The Pessimist’s Guide […]

Peter Pan and suicide in the Netherlands

March 23, 2007

Today’s Tragic Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Best known as the boy on whom J.M. Barrie based the character Peter Pan, Peter Llewelyn-Davies did, in fact, grow up, and died by throwing himself under a train at the age of 63. After returning from WWI, he suffered a series of family tragedies. His brother George was […]

San Diego cruises, Hollywood suicides, birth defects

March 22, 2007

Jon says Chinese Eric is wrong, since ECBC isn’t in Richmond – I thought Project 416 was last week since Vanessa was talking about Pat and that function as if it had happened already, but I guess not. Maybe it’s just his sister, haha. As for Eric, I am fully aware about certain behavior – […]

Poisons and the lab / Mrs. Fields Gingersnaps

March 22, 2007

Certain emails have me wondering, but I don’t think I’ll bite… at least non-denials and apologies are fine. (who knows about people, though!) Man, now I feel oddly not all there – I think it’ll pass with honesty, however! Today’s Poisonous Yet Truly Morbid Fact! The Top Ten Most Deadly Poisons 1. Botulinum (ingested) It’s […]

Australian cannibalism! / Mrs. Fields Chocolate Mint Cookies

March 18, 2007

Top o’ the Morbid to ya! In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, let’s celebrate the exploits of a deranged Irishman with… Today’s Inhuman Yet Truly Morbid Fact! Alexander Pearce, an Irishman, was transported to Australia for seven years after being convicted of stealing six pairs of shoes. He then forged a money order and was […]

Knights Templar / Lust Murder / Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip Cookies

March 17, 2007

Today’s Legendary Yet Truly Morbid Fact! The Knights Templar was one of the most famous of the Christian military orders. It existed for about two centuries in the Middle Ages, created in the aftermath of the First Crusade of 1096 to ensure the safety of the large numbers of European pilgrims who flowed toward Jerusalem […]

"Brownie Pie" ice cream? / HTML Colors / Immolation and lynchings

March 15, 2007

This Brownie Pie ice cream from Breyers is strangely dissatisfying. I’ve eaten enough of it so far to figure that there should be some actual brownie chunks in there, and perhaps they do exist, but I haven’t come across any definable chunks yet. There COULD be some that are just small; however, that doesn’t quite […]

Stupid baby names, removal, Kobe beef meatloaf and white chocolate cheesecake, London deaths

March 13, 2007

I’m checking my email now, and it’s nice to have a voice of reason amidst all the chaos. Some people just want to be devious, but I am not giving in to that since it’s crazy talk! I just love these email exchanges when they crop up: actually, I love how we almost never refer […]