This poo book is from Your Childhood Ruined: I SHOULD HAVE SHAT BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE INSTEAD OF IN THE CAR… OOPS! 😦
DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! I went out at 11:05 AM on a 414 shuttle bus that drove haphazardly (the 401 was “full”) and the Canada Line train to meet Uncle Peter and Auntie Ying at Congee Noodle House for our very belated Chinese New Year 2024 lunch. Of course I had the individual Merci 72% dark chocolate bars, which they thanked me for later. Once Uncle Peter texted me to say they’d be there at 1 PM instead, I went to London Drugs to buy a new Splashee Softee bath mat (replacing the one from March 2022 – I should get another spare on Monday) and on-sale Febreze air fresheners x6 at London Drugs on 525 West Broadway. Linen and Sky, Spring and Renewal, NEW Downy Calm Lavender, Hawaiian Aloha, Bora Bora Waters, and Original with Gain! I encountered a Karen on the 99 B-Line who said that people should move down for two strollers and a wheelchair, WHICH THEY WERE ALREADY DOING! A guy argued BACK to her.
Once I got to Congee Noodle House shortly after 1 PM, we discussed her relatives in town from England, noodles, rice, #9 in Richmond, their massage in Richmond, getting Chrystal out of the house (she doesn’t need MORE friends if she doesn’t want them), Auntie Catherine in West Vancouver, their going to Pastor Glen’s memorial, Dad sending them messages about Pastor Edward (who’s home now apparently), my NOT doing anything this weekend for Mother’s Day, my kindness, and sushi for Chrystal. Auntie Ying’s asshole brother “just happened” to be there at the same time as us, and after he stopped by our table and left, we discussed boundaries and their spending almost all week with him last week. UGH! Got home at 2:50 PM on a 401. Tenebrousoul hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about jokes, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Mary Poppins, Dick van Dyke, and stromboli.
BBQ duck for lunch at Congee Noodle House with Uncle Peter and Auntie Ying!
Beef tendon and beef brisket noodles with bok choy for lunch at Congee Noodle House with Uncle Peter and Auntie Ying!
Febreze with Downy Infusions Calm Lavender and Vanilla Bean air freshener!
Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about entitled Karens, jokes, a Parmesan cheese / roast beef / Colby Jack cheese sandwich, loincloths, and hot weather. On Discord PM, Phil was not expecting the hockey result and figures that the Leafs also need to fire Brendon Shanahan in addition to Sheldon Keefe, otherwise things won’t change there. I tried calling Dr. Ruby’s office, but her hours are now WORSE! Only 9 AM to 1 PM?!
Edit at 9 PM: I finally got Auntie Ying and Uncle Peter on the phone after they did some gardening. Their relatives have finally left on a cruise, and then they’ll be going back to England from there. We made plans for lunch THIS SATURDAY, May 11 at 12:30 PM since we both need time to transit there on the bus. Yes, I plugged “restaurants near Main and Broadway” into Google. Apparently, Dad sends them messages to update various people on Pastor Edward, who is home now from his brain hemorrhage.
A birthday card with a pink doughnut and a pizza slice at London Drugs!
A Mother’s Day 2024 card with a doughnut and a cake pop at London Drugs!
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Today is the 2024 NHL draft lottery on Tuesday, May 7 at 3:30 PM. HOCKEY! Of course I talked about that to Phil on Discord PM. Phil’s Philadelphia Flyers pick #12 in the 2024 NHL Draft Lottery. My Canucks don’t get an official pick because they actually made the playoffs this year. Phil said, “We didn’t win. :(”
I had to text my apartment management in a blunt manner at 2 PM: “Is the plumber coming today?” MAINTENANCE! Got the replies by 2:15 PM: “Reaching him. He is coming. Within 45 minutes, he said.” The plumber FINALLY knocked on my door at 2:50 PM to hopefully finally fix my blue toilet with flushing issues, and he did a bunch of drilling. Thank goodness he spoke fluent English! He did his best and didn’t pack his inspection camera. When the plumber left at 4, he told me that he thinks the 2000 Flushes IS blocking a pipe somewhere, but he adjusted the water levels and might be back unofficially at some point when he’s around the building next time. Best part: NO WATER ON THE FLOOR! Now I get to return the blue towel at Superstore.
Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about Canadians DEFINITELY having Easter, reporters and plane crashes, brownies, X, and X. We also discussed his night terrors, X, and X. X. Steph also sent us a WhatsApp group chat message saying that she would be in Vancouver from Friday, June 7 at 8:30 AM to Monday, June 10 at 1 PM. She’ll be helping Chelsea out with her baby and post-partum depression that weekend. (Jon’s reply: “Huzzah!” HAHAHAHA!) Beckett has a birthday party from 12 PM to 2 PM on Sunday, June 9. However, Jon’s crew can make an early dinner at 5 PM on Saturday, June 8. That’s what we’re doing for now. Uncle Johnny can drive Dad for a Vancouver Symphony Orchestra rehearsal and concert on Friday.
From Pinboard (August 5, 2016 at 1:15 PM) and Tsukiyo 月夜 in HS Discord server: The Programmer’s Credo: We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy.
SHOWER TIME AND LAUNDRY TIME! The new Serbian maintenance guy knocked on my door at 9:15 AM, right when I was trying to eat breakfast. He spoke on the phone in a European language, possibly describing the 2000 Flushes. Then he left to get a thin toilet snaking tool after I left to switch my laundry from the washer to the dryer. When he finally gave up or “fixed” it at 10 AM (the toilet water is still blue and it won’t go down after I flush), I almost slipped on some water spots in the bathroom. UGH! The apartment management texted me at 11:50 AM to say that the maintenance technician or plumber would come again tomorrow morning to fix the toilet drainage. I HOPE SO! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about Taco Bell, M80 explosives, and jokes.
I left at 2:05 on a 401 (just managed to get the bus) and 410 (just managed to get the bus) to go to Superstore for KJ dumplings x3, $4 Scotch scissors x3, and new Everyday Essentials store brand towels x2 since I used the new one to wipe up the water on the bathroom floor. I’ll have to return the light blue one, though. Got home at 3:30 PM on another 401.
Gomtang beef noodles for dinner! BETTER QUALITY!
I went out at 12:35 PM on a 401 with my portable shopping cart to Price Smart, but encountered an idiot jabronie on the bus with a cane who WOULD NOT MOVE HER BAG ON THE SEAT ON A CROWDED BUS. Bought hot and sour soup expiring on May 7, NEW Lay’s Honey Butter chips expiring on July 2, a NEW Marie Callender’s Pulled Pork Macaroni and Cheese Bowl (November 7, 2024), a NEW Marie Callender’s Cheesy Ravioli Bowl (September 16, 2024), a NEW Marie Callender’s Lasagna with Meat Sauce Bowl (August 8, 2024), Pacific Seafood raw oysters expiring on May 15, SunRype orange juice expiring on August 19, and a BIG on-sale Marie Callender’s chicken pot pie expiring on July 20, 2025. Got home at 2 PM on another 401 while texting Eric about whether he was going to Pastor Glen’s funeral and memorial.
Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about “may you live in interesting times,” pudding, Rodney Carrington music videos, his cats, falling asleep, monkeys, medicine, reassurance, ravioli, forks, and noodles.
Mega sale on Purex toilet paper: From fifty dollars to twenty dollars!
A NEW Marie Callender’s Pulled Pork Macaroni and Cheese Bowl – YAY! Creamy macaroni and cheese topped with pulled pork blended with Kansas City-style BBQ sauce.
A NEW Marie Callender’s Cheesy Ravioli Bowl – YAY! Ravioli stuffed with ricotta-style cheese product, mozzarella, Parmesan, and Romano cheeses covered in a marinara sauce.
A NEW Marie Callender’s Lasagna with Meat Sauce Bowl – YAY! Lasagna noodles with a seasoned tomato and beef sauce topped with real pizza mozzarella cheese.
Lays Honey Butter chips!
Pacific Seafood raw oysters – 16 ounces!
COFFEE TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about painkillers, sunny weather, warm weather, his power outage caused by someone crashing into a pole, buckets, sandwiches, and Domino’s Pizza. After a very quick shower and finding out that MY TOILET WON’T FLUSH, I went out at 2:35 OM on a 401 to get to Well Health Medical Clinic at 2:45 PM to see if I could get removal for hearing, BUT THE DOCTOR (DR. D) FAILED TO DO HIS JOB AGAIN AND DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME! I got home at 3:30 on another 401 after HAVING to make another appointment on Monday, May 13.
The Canucks played Nashville at 4 in 2023-2024 Playoff Game #6 of Round 1, and WON 1-0 with the Suter goal at barely 100 seconds left in the hockey game! Our rookie goalie Arturs Silovs had his FIRST NHL SHUTOUT! ON TO THE SECOND ROUND AGAINST THE EDMONTON OILERS! Jason Hoy kept me updated again, which wasn’t strictly necessary. Helen Y. texted to congratulate me, so I thanked her. Madison Square Garden will be crazy with basketball New York Knicks games and hockey New York Rangers games!
Very blue water in my toilet today! 2000 FLUSHES! Blue, blue… EARTHBOUND!