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This is CRAZY LAND.

Feb
11

I managed to reconstruct the newest Imgur Bad Baby Names album because I’d accidentally deleted it the other day, and also managed to upload all 132 Simpsons mood theme pics and all 132 Homestar Runner mood theme pics to Imgur before redoing the mood themes on both my LJ and Eric Ho’s LJ! Thank goodness I’d already saved the pics to my D drive when I first got this computer, because I don’t know how long it would have taken if I’d had to save them from Photobucket itself! Then I changed Eric’s LJ theme to the Default AIR one because the old one had too-small font for me now, even if I like the concept of white text on a dark background. ACCOMPLISHMENT AHOY!

From Shiv on Discord: Why would you need to COME OUT AS FAT?!

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Feb
11

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” indeed… then she blocked me on Discord and probably Disqus as well. Whatever! She was going on and on about cryptocurrency lately, which is pretty boring to me anyway. What an overreaction! The Canucks played the Stars at 1 today, and WON 6-0!

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 2!

From Julie: Royalty?!

From Julie: Sher’maurianna?!

From Julie: Jeramie Torres?!

Feb
10

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 1!

From Pete and Science Humor: Justice Just Ice and Just Water!

Steph took this picture of me and Jon at a Chinese restaurant (Louis Garden?) at some point in early 2008! Wow, so long ago! TEN YEARS!

Steph took this picture of me and white Eric singing a hymn at an annual general meeting at VCEFC at some point in early 2008! Wow, so long ago! TEN YEARS! I wonder if the church still has those particular hymn books… Martin and Christon are also in our row.

Feb
10

I rediscovered that my wheeled luggage bag from July 2012 actually has multiple small holes in it, so that’s why everything from London Drugs was wet when I tried shopping for a bunch of canned stuff a couple weeks ago! Then I checked with Jon to see whether they needed me for Family Day on Monday. Since they don’t, it was off to Bentley’s in Richmond Centre at 3 on a 407 to see if I could get a new wheeled luggage bag. No dice, as the only Swiss Gear one was $80! Then I went to Shoppers Drug Mart, where I got on-sale pink salmon x7 and on-sale mushroom soup x7, NOT EIGHT as the overly sensitive self-check scanner thought! Whatever, I’ll just eat the $3 charge and say that I used zero bags although I used two! I got home at 3:55 on a 407, no thanks to construction.

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD Valentine’s Day card: I’ll let you touch my bunghole.

Feb
09

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1.

From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?!

From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

Feb
09

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!”

Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris get to Carwen in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. This guy says, “Welcome ter Carwen, yer wankers. Yer can’t have a knees-up wivout a joanna.” What?! Hahaha!

Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris have defeated Magissa and Forza on North Mountain in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They come across King Tycoon’s Hiryuu, who looks hungry. Faris has this to say to Lenna: “If you had stepped one tile to the left, you’d only have to walk through ONE poison plant!” HAHAHAHA!

Feb
08

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and lost 5-2.

From Reddit and r/finalfantasy: Here’s a Malboro enemy! Hey guys, what’s your favorite status effect? Mine’s everything!

From the r/hockey Discord server: Matt Patricia?!

Feb
08

From Legends of Localization: Alena, Cristo, and Brey go to the DRAGON WARRIOR IV town of Tempe. They get into the offering litter. “Don’t ever litter the litter.” “This is no time for puns, Shaman.”

From Lost Pinup: Coffee keeps me busy until it’s time to get drunk.

Feb
07

Barry called me at 11:40 to see if I could reschedule the appointment on Wednesday the 21st to the next day (the 22nd – a Thursday) at 10:45 AM since he had to take someone to the doctor. I guess so…

From Paul Saxberg and Pete: Dear America: You elected George H.W. Bush. We gave you Celine Dion. You elected George W. Bush. We gave you Nickelback. You RE-ELECTED George W. Bush. We gave you Justin Bieber. DO NOT ELECT DONALD TRUMP. You don’t want to know what’s coming next. Sincerely, Canada.

Gandalf at Applebee’s! Gandalf: “Can I get you folks some dessert?” Table: “Thanks, but we’ll pa…” Gandalf: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” Table: “… take one of everything?” Applebee’s Employee of the Month is Gandalf!

From Julie: Jay-Z! Jay-Zzzzzzz!

Feb
06

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Florida at 4:30 today, and lost 3-1, partly thanks to an empty-net goal.

From Julie: Willem Dafoe! Willem Dafriend! Willem Dafuq!

From Exceptional Living: Déja Moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

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