Ana suite inspection, Beef Shrimp Teriyaki Bowl at Edo Japan, Julie birthday

Ana the manager and an East Indian guy named Jay came by at 10:25 AM for a property inspection. My apartment was fine, except for the “mold” and my stuck bedroom window! She looked under the sink, was “afraid of boxes,” and wondered how many people were living here when she saw a lot of vitamin bottles, but where do you expect me to store things?! I found some gibberish Irish names on my computer that would have been in my Blogger draft for later posting, so I redid those tags and everything.

I went out at 5:40 PM on a 401 for a takeout dinner: A Beef Shrimp Teriyaki Bowl from Edo Japan! It leaked inside the bag because of some idiot almost sitting on MY bag on the 401 that I finally was able to take home at 6:30 PM! I also discovered that I was in a restricted form of Facebook jail AGAIN for FIVE DAYS when I couldn’t tag ANYONE under my main account – FUCK YOU, FACEBOOK! Got home and discovered that the Pittsburgh Penguins had missed the 2022-2023 NHL playoffs by THAT much, given that the New York Islanders had to win their hockey game tonight. Of course I told Phil on Discord PM: “you love to see it.” OH YEAH!

Beef Shrimp Teriyaki Bowl from Edo Japan for takeout dinner!

Fuck you, Facebook! Restricted in “Facebook jail” for five days?

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: The outside of a birthday card! A slice of pizza for every year is a good start.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: The inside of a birthday card! After the pizza slices, be sure to save room for dessert because it’s your birthday!

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: A London Drugs Chinese New Year lucky money red envelope.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: A bunch of Vancouver postcards, part 1.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: A bunch of Vancouver postcards, part 2.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: A bunch of Vancouver postcards, part 3.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: A bunch of Vancouver postcards, part 4.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: A bunch of Vancouver postcards, part 5.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: Pineapples, Christmas 2022, and Halloween 2022 stickers!

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: Easter 2023 stickers, part 1.

For Julie’s April 2023 birthday: Easter 2023 stickers, part 2.

Cunt shirt, poop emoji options, Chrystal rescheduling, butter chicken poutine

New York Fries website!

Talked to Phil briefly on Discord PM at 7 AM or so about Arizona as a hockey franchise, and that Recycling Cunt shirt that’s been removed from Walmart stores here. Then Chrystal texted me this morning at 9 AM wanting to reschedule tomorrow’s birthday plans for next Wednesday on April 19 PAYDAY, apologizing for the “short notice.” Fine by me! More money to spend for the next week if I want to!

I went to New York Fries at Richmond Centre on a 401 at 4:25 PM. Got a Sprite and a small butter chicken poutine for $10 (ten dollars), then got home at 5:45 on another 401. The bus driver said that the 401 would still stop at Brighouse next week after April 17, and the bus route was being changed to service the people in that faraway area. BRIGHOUSE IS A MAJOR STOP, TRANSLINK! GEEZ! The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight in their penultimate game of the 2022-2023 NHL season in a game where Petey got his 100th point thanks to Boeser, and WON 3-2! Also talked to Phil about draft lottery scenarios since Arizona lost a lot of games in a row.

Poo emojis! Poop emojis! Poop emoji options from Emojipedia!

Butter chicken poutine from New York Fries at Richmond Centre for National Poutine Day 2023 today on April 11, you guys!

Walmart RECYCLE cunt T-shirt which HAD to be removed because of easily-offended people… Re-Cycle, Re-Use, Re-New, Re-Think!

Easter Monday 2023! / Easter dragons! / Taco fillings! / DRAGONWOOD / Siblings!

HAPPY EASTER MONDAY 2023! Happy Zombie Jesus Day if you’re irreverent. 😀

102 total Easter weekend photos and pictures!

RUSHED SHOWER TIME, LAUNDRY TIME, AND COFFEE TIME! I perforce had to shower and do laundry in the morning before having to go out to Jon and Harmony’s at 10:20 AM on a 401 for Easter 2023 lunch. THE 407 BUS ISN’T GOING TO GO ALONG WESTMINSTER AS OF NEXT WEEK?! WTF? WHAT THE HELL?! Some old guy in a wheelchair was RIGHT BEHIND me when I went into the elevator at Marine Drive Station and ONLY alerted me by saying “behind you,” so obviously I didn’t notice until he got into the elevator. He thought that I should move aside when I was already halfway into the elevator, being disabled myself. HAHAHAHA. *rolleyes* Nope, I’m faster than you AND some of us are in a hurry. He just said that I’d get run over if I did it again. Whatever. I did it twice and have no regrets. I told him that lines are a thing, AND that he was entitled and slow. He only went to Tim Horton’s and back up to the train area, anyway. I should have told him some other unsavory things! FUCK HIM. Dad did not impress me either, trying to mock my time to go to the bathroom before he dropped me off at King Edward Station afterwards, AND giving me unsolicited advice on peppermint oil and mice.

I showed Jon the text message legal document letter from Auntie Bertha, and as Eric and I thought, he said that VCEFC wasn’t really set up for sports memorabilia auctions. They aren’t United Gospel Mission with their actual estates division. Then I texted Eric about it while showing my nephews the avocado suit from Tsukiyo 月夜 – they don’t want to wear an avocado costume! Hiero showed me his Pokemon cards plus the binder and Rubik’s Cube while telling me a lot of hit points info and other special information, then Beckett wanted to play with his own Pokemon cards and DRAGONWOOD monster cards. He just likes the creatures and monsters. Ayler said that he could take some habanero pepper spice in his taco, which is good! We also played with dice, blue putty, and making “blue pancakes.” Later, I went to London Drugs and bought some stuff before finally getting home at 4:10 PM on a 407.

Random stuff from family: Organic English Tea Shop cranberry and ginger hibiscus herbal tea, Lynch original hot apple tea x2 (November 22, 2024), Alpine original spiced apple drink x2 (November 2023), many of my old photographs, plus old social assessments and other documents from The Neurological Centre / a certificate of church membership from the 1990s.

London Drugs: Dempster’s 12-Grain bread loaf that expires on April 22, Wellness store brand B50 vitamins x2 that expire in July 2025, Wellness store brand calcium tablets that expire in October 2026, and ACTUAL Always pads x2.

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7:30 PM tonight in their antepenultimate game of the 2022-2023 NHL season, and lost 3-0 in a shutout with an empty-netter. I talked to Phil on Discord PM about our low percentage lottery chances at Bedard as a draft pick (3-6%), the Flames being eliminated from the playoffs during the hockey game (Vancouver and Calgary have a rivalry comparable to his Flyers and the Penguins), Kirk McLean, and some other stuff.

HAPPY EASTER 2023! 102 total Easter weekend photos and pictures!

For National Siblings Day 2023 today on April 10, this is me and my little brother on his first birthday in November 1982.

DRAGONWOOD: A game of dice and daring. RED DRAGON!

Non-spicy, fruity taco sauce for Easter Monday 2023 family lunch.

Spicy taco sauce with habanero peppers for Easter Monday 2023 family lunch.

Pork taco fillings for Easter Monday 2023 lunch.

Tofu taco fillings for Easter Monday 2023 lunch.

Vietnamese pomelo, red peppers, and a section of mandarin orange.

Fizzy juice for Easter Monday 2023 lunch.

Beet beer for Easter Monday 2023 lunch.

English Tea Shop organic cranberry and ginger hibiscus herbal tea!

Lynch original hot apple tea!

Alpine original spiced apple drink!

An Easter egg Discord emote for Easter 2023!

An Easter egg Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

An Easter egg Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

From white Eric: An Easter egg Samsung text message emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

From white Eric: An I LOVE LUCY scene of gobbling chocolate Easter eggs for Easter 2023!

For Easter 2023: Two roosters talking to each other! “Close your eyes and I’ll hide the kids again.” EASTER EGGS!

From Annoying Julie for Easter 2023: His hands look like this so mine can look like this. Jesus crucifixion nails vs. chocolate Easter eggs!

From Dragons: A 2023 Easter green dragon discovering Easter eggs in his nest, with the Easter Bunny hiding!

A Hatching Chick Discord emote for Easter 2023!

A Hatching Chick Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A Hatching Chick Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A chick Discord emote for Easter 2023!

A chick Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A chick Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A front-facing baby chick Discord emote for Easter 2023!

A front-facing chick Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A front-facing chick Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A rock Discord emote for Easter 2023!

A rock Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A rock Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A Drop of Blood Discord emote for Easter 2023! Also good for Halloween!

A Drop of Blood Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023! Also good for Halloween!

A Drop of Blood Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023! Also good for Halloween!

A blossom Discord emote for Easter 2023! FLOWERS!

A blossom Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023! FLOWERS!

A blossom Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023! FLOWERS!

A Cherry Blossom Discord emote for Easter 2023! FLOWERS!

A Cherry Blossom Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023! FLOWERS!

A Cherry Blossom Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023! FLOWERS!

From CFOX for Good Friday 2023: Jesus says, “Don’t touch my Easter eggs. I will be back on Monday.” THUMBS UP!

From Drachenwelt Fantasy of Dragons and Cupid Creations for Easter 2023: A brown dragon hatching out of a chocolate Easter egg!

From the Dragon’s Tower: An Easter bunny dragon with Easter eggs for Easter 2023!

From the Dragon’s Tower for Easter 2023: A purple Easter dragon in a field with Easter eggs! PURPLE DRAGON!

From the Dragon’s Tower for Easter 2023: A purple dragon hatching out of a purple Easter egg! Happy Easter!

From I Love Halloween: Happy Easter 2023 with these scary Easter bunnies!

From Magical Dominion of Canada: Happy Easter 2023 from a purple dragon and a black child near a tree with Easter eggs!

From Magical Dominion of Canada: A chocolate bunny and a green dragon for Easter 2023 with fake grass and Easter eggs! Who says chocolate bunnies can’t fly?

From Magical Dominion of Canada: Red dragon protecting an Easter lamb in a field with a red brick building! Companions!

A plant seedling Discord emote for Easter 2023!

A plant seedling Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A plant seedling Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

Snoopy: “Mmm… I just love stuffing myself with marshmallow Peeps, don’t you, Woodstock? … Woodstock?” Comic strip for Easter 2023!

From the Easter Sunday Facebook page: Happy Easter 2023 with multicolored foil Easter eggs!

Four Easter bunnies wearing Easter eggs! Vintage Easter Greetings for Easter 2023!

Old GJ icon: Cross symbolism for Easter 2023, enlarged!

Shiny cross icon for Easter 2023, enlarged!

I got you a vegan Easter egg: An avocado!

Easter 2023 weekend meme: Jesus watching me ring up a Playstation 5 as a banana at the Walmart self-checkout: Oh hell yeah, these are the sins I died for! Being me, I had to add an orange comma with MS Paint, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!

Happy Easter 2023 with four butterflies, a tree branch, and Easter eggs!

Happy Easter 2023 Facebook sticker with Rilakkuma the smiling chick and three red hearts!

Happy Easter 2023 Facebook sticker with a blue bow, pink flowers, plus blue and pink Easter eggs!

Waddles the penguin in a pink Easter bunny costume and a carrot for an Easter 2023 Facebook sticker!

A pink Easter bunny painting a striped Easter egg with a yellow chick for an Easter 2023 Facebook sticker!

A Bana and Nana Facebook sticker: Three bananas are in a bowl dancing together with confetti for an Easter 2023 Facebook sticker!

A Yaruki Zero Facebook sticker for Easter 2023: A smiling white Easter bunny eats a leaf with Japanese text saying “munch munch” and “oh?”

Tutu, a blushing bunny from the webcomic BUGCAT CAPOO, makes air kisses and sends hearts into the air for an Easter 2023 Facebook sticker!

From God The Good Lord Above for Easter 2023: Jesus was active three days ago and was sending God some text messages. “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?” God has notifications silenced.

This Easter 2023 SUNNY STREET comic by Max features a bunny and hen arguing. Bunny: “That’s ridiculous! We were both so drunk, I’m surprised you even remember that party! And how do you even know they’re mine?!” There are Easter eggs in the hen’s nest, hahaha!

Happy Mimi and Nekocheer bunny cheerleaders in Facebook sticker form for Easter 2023!

From Kathy via text message: A brown Easter bunny with multicolored Easter eggs for Easter 2023! Pocket with a musical note!

From Helen Yoon via text message: Snoopy peacefully pushing a wheelbarrow full of Easter eggs for Easter 2023, with Woodstock on top. More Easter eggs, a rabbit on top of an Easter egg, and a basket full of more Easter eggs and flowers saying HAPPY EASTER!

From Helen Yoon via text message: Snoopy, Easter eggs, butterflies, and Woodstock in a grassy basket for a Happy Easter 2023!

A pink Easter bunny playing with a striped Easter egg and yellow chick with grass in Facebook sticker form for Easter 2023!

A Cheer Up Love Tonton and Friends Facebook sticker for Easter 2023 with cats and rabbits jumping!

A yellow duck and a white duck dancing with musical notes for Easter 2023 in Facebook sticker form!

A Cat Face Easter 2023 Facebook sticker!

A Tweet Tweet Parakeet Facebook sticker for Easter 2023: A yellow and green parakeet is kicking and catching a football in Facebook sticker form!

From Jason Hoy: He is risen with an empty tomb, white shroud, three crosses on a hill in Calvary, and clouds! Happy Easter 2023!

From Auntie Cathy: He has risen with a cross, heavenly light, white doves, and clouds for Easter 2023!

A Scandinavian Chick Facebook sticker for Easter 2023: A chick hatching out of an egg!

Happy Easter 2023 with a white dove, flowers, and a cross in Facebook sticker form!

A Rico’s Sweet Life Facebook sticker for Easter 2023: A white Easter bunny with a bow and a hot cup of coffee!

From Jennifer Scott and Motifake.com for Easter 2023: Disco Jesus! Ah… ah… ah… ah… staying alive! Staying alive!

From James for Easter 2023: Rush, Easter bunny, and a guy juggling Easter eggs! Happy Easter!

From James for Easter 2023: A band of Easter bunnies in the spotlight with drums and guitars!

A colorful rabbit marching and drumming with a treble clef, stars, musical notes, and grass for Easter 2023!

From National Day Calendar for Easter 2023: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! A skeletal green Zombie Jesus with bunny ears and a shroud tied around his waist is carrying an Easter basket full of dripping pink brains.

A happy cheering bunny for Easter 2023!

Pusheen the cat, on how to hunt an Easter egg for Easter 2023: Spot an egg. Approach it quietly. It will think that you are jellybeans. Great job!

From Your Childhood Ruined: No thanks, we worship Satan BOOK! Some irreverent humor for your Easter Week 2023!

For Easter 2023: For Easter 2023: When you see the Jewish hippie that you literally just crucified walking around talking to people…

Being an adult for Easter 2023: Pros – I can eat 28 Easter eggs and nobody can stop me. Cons – I ate 28 Easter eggs and nobody stopped me.

A basket Discord emote for Easter 2023! Also good for National Laundry Day on April 15!

A basket Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023! Also good for National Laundry Day on April 15!

A basket Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023! Also good for National Laundry Day on April 15!

A butterfly Discord emote for Easter 2023! BLUE!

A butterfly Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023! ORANGE!

A butterfly Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023! ORANGE AND BLACK!

A chocolate bar Discord emote for Easter 2023!

A chocolate bar Facebook emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

A chocolate bar Youtube Google emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

From white Eric: A chocolate bar Samsung text message emoji reaction for Easter 2023!

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Unicorns, Easter Sunday 2023, too-religious wishes, safe from Facebook jail

HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY 2023! Happy Zombie Jesus Day 2023 if you’re irreverent. 😀

I watched Tsukiyo 月夜 in his avocado suit on HS’s Easter birthday stream while texting Helen Y., Eric, Erica, Deb, Harmony, and Kathy some Easter 2023 wishes. Told Phil on Discord PM about HS’s stolen car: “Jesus” is right. Also sent him a photo of my backup SMOOTH peanut butter jars! Auntie Catherine sent me an entirely too-religious WhatsApp message. Jason Hoy and Auntie Cathy sent me “he is risen” graphics, which was actually totally fine from Jason anyway.

Tsukiyo 月夜 in his avocado suit on HS’s Easter birthday stream!

Unicorn Discord emote for National Unicorn Day today on April 9!

Unicorn Facebook emoji reaction for National Unicorn Day today on April 9!

Unicorn Youtube emoji reaction for National Unicorn Day today on April 9!

PES_Unicorn Discord emote from Ceriam in his own Discord server for National Unicorn Day today on April 9!

From JP: Marked safe from Facebook jail today!

All 32 NHL teams playing hockey!

Today is Holy Saturday 2023. The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. The game went to an entertaining overtime, and WON 3-2!

Today is the first ever 16-game day in NHL history: April 8, 2023! All 32 teams are playing!

Good Friday 2023 / I am under no obligation to make sense to you! MAD HATTER!

Today is Good Friday 2023. Texted Eric about Auntie Bertha’s legal document letter about Chinese Eric’s $15,000 in sports memorabilia: Baseball, basketball, football, and hockey! It definitely seems like she wants us to set up some kind of estate sale at VCEFC, but neither of us has expertise in that area, and we were going to talk to (knowledgeable) contacts a bit later on anyway. Told Phil about the memorabilia on Discord PM: Yeah, it’s pretty pricey! James and I talked about Mexican food and tacos for a little bit, too.

The Mad Hatter from ALICE IN WONDERLAND: I am under no obligation to make sense to you. DEMONIC CAT!

More made-up genders! / Carver’s Steakhouse! / Bugs Bunny sitting on the toilet

Voidgender, abracagender, and librafluid are all NOT valid! Stop making up genders!

Today is Maundy Thursday 2023. I found extra money in my bank account today: DOUBLED GST! Then someone dropped off a notice about a property inspection next Wednesday on April 12. The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and WON 3-0 with an empty-netter! It was the first shutout by a Canucks goaltender in 133 games!

From Tsukiyo 月夜 in HS Discord server: Bugs Bunny is sitting on the toilet and inviting you to sit down with him!

Pizza slices for Deep Dish Pizza Day!

Today is the start of Passover 2023. I texted Vanessa a 2023 birthday wish, and she thanked me.

Pizza slice Discord emote for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Pizza slice Facebook emoji reaction for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Pizza slice Youtube Google emoji reaction for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Pizza slice Happy-Go-Lucky Facebook sticker for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

L’Osteria whole pizza Facebook sticker for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Moody Foodies Facebook sticker: A slice of pizza raising its pepperoni sunglasses for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Pusheen Facebook sticker: Pusheen the cat is lying in a white pizza box and eating a slice of pepperoni pizza for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Pusheen Facebook sticker: Pusheen’s friend Stormy the Cat is lying down and eating a slice of pepperoni pizza for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

Burger World Facebook sticker: A happy laughing slice of pepperoni pizza is raising its hands up in celebration or elation. It’s wearing a wizard hat for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

A Pepe Pizza Eat Discord emote from Ceriam in his own Discord server for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5!

NOM Pizza slice Discord emote from Clovepod for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5! Ugh, Netspeak!

GIF version of the NOM Pizza slice Discord emote from Clovepod for National Deep Dish Pizza Day 2023 today on April 5! Ugh, Netspeak!

Lesllie Mattes Boucher?! BAD SPELLING OF MY NAME, LESLIE! / Revenge / Andrea

Today is Holy Tuesday 2023. I nudged Andrea to reply to her email of two months ago AND emailed Reddit Scott a Happy Passover 2023 wish – he liked that. Then I called Auntie Bertha back with white Eric’s correct phone number, and she said that she would “drop us both letters if we can receive them.” I assumed that means TEXT MESSAGES, so yes, we can. Steph said that Fraser and Henry are enjoying their nut-free chocolate Mr. Munchy Easter bunnies with rice crisps now, and will get the Jelly Belly jellybeans on the weekend. Nice! Told JP John about my ridiculous Facebook Community Standards warning about my usual “cutting your heart out and serving it for breakfast” April Fools’ Day JOKE status. No, it is NOT inciting violence! Andrea finally replied to basically say she and Chuck were busy with THREE kids now – Zachary is two years old now, and they’re in White Rock and see her mom in Richmond occasionally. Maybe we can do something later…

Talked to Phil briefly on Discord PM about Seattle wanting revenge on Vancouver tonight for the Tyler Myers hit on their rookie back in January. I had also forgotten that this happened, so I had to look it up when Phil asked what Myers had done, haha. “Just let the rookie skate around you and score – oh wait, I just saw the hit.” The Canucks played the Kraken at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2 with FOUR unanswered Seattle goals including an empty-netter. Of course we gave up another multi-goal lead, so we are the experts when it comes to that. Phil found that amusing.

From Weird History: Lesllie Mattes Boucher?! BAD SPELLING OF MY NAME, LESLIE!

Stupid millennial insults! / Defiantly violating Facebook community standards!

Today is Holy Tuesday 2023. I discovered redrum today – UGH! I also blocked someone on Facebook for calling me “classist” for saying that regardless of sensory issues which were not stated, you DON’T get up in the middle of the date and go buy your own ranch dressing to put on Polish food. Autism wasn’t mentioned and isn’t an excuse anyway, AND she’s probably a millennial.

Facebook jail: If I ever disappear from here, just know that I defiantly violated Facebook community standards until the bitter end.