Congressman Steny Hoyer, fat ass and fancy ham, some people being like birds

I called Lisa at Pathways this morning before my nap, and learned that Barry would be back on MONDAY, which makes it a week’s vacation and not two weeks like I interpreted his text message to mean. Afterwards, I discovered that Helen Y. had tried calling me at 5:45. Maybe it was a pocket dial or something!

From Julie: There’s a US Congressman in Maryland named Steny Hoyer?!

From Julie: My fat ass thought this was fancy ham.

From Julie and 3 AM Thoughts: Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they’re in the air, they shit on you.