Scary Kirby, sparkling water, Easter jellybeans, marshmallow eggs, Easter puns

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME because of a largely sleepless night since my upstairs neighbor decided to start her shenanigans at 3 AM! I poured my remaining skim milk and Mazola canola oil onto the ground right outside my balcony when nobody was outside, hahaha. Ivan the friendly handyman came by with the yearly fire alarm inspection at 9:38 AM. Barry picked me up at 10 AM and we went banking and to Price Smart, WHERE I SAW AN ASIAN WOMAN EXITING THE STORE WITH 32 LITRES OF MILK?! EIGHT FOUR-LITRE JUGS?! I got FIVE FREE CORONAVIRUS RAPID TESTS FROM THE PHARMACY, Clorox Fresh Scent disinfecting toilet bowl cleaner which I could squeeze and twist open at the store, bananas, store brand vegetable oil (August 7, 2023), NEW on-sale A1 Curry Laksa (Vermicelli) noodles x2 (January 22 and January 28, 2023), Cheemo Three-Cheese White Cheddar / Mozzarella / Swiss Cheese perogies, on-sale $2 Western Family perogies x3 (Potato and Cottage Cheese; Potato / Bacon / Romano Cheese; Potato and Cheddar Cheese), on-sale JOY dumplings x4, 삼양그룹 Samyang Seafood dumplings, Kirin milk tea, NEW on-sale Doll bowl instant noodles x3 (Japanese Yuzu Pepper Chicken x2 / Ghost Pepper Spicy bowl – all on July 18, 2022), and a pack of Spicy Beef expiring on December 10. WOO!

Also purchased on-sale store brand Blackberry-Tangerine Fusion / Deep Blood Orange sparkling water bottles x2 (July 25 and August 31), Pert Plus 2-in-1 Classic Clean shampoo and conditioner x3, NEW 99-cent on-sale PowAir 250 mL hand sanitizer spray bottles x2 (May 2023), on-sale Reeses Canada peanut butter chocolate Easter eggs, on-sale HERSHEY’S Cookies and Creme polka dot Easter eggs x2, on-sale Silk almond milk x2 (May 14), NEW small on-sale store brand fresh pasta x4 (Linguine for the Flying Tree – May 19 / Butternut Agnolotti – April 26 / Four-Cheese Tortellini on May 17 / Rainbow Four-Cheese Tortellini on April 26), on-sale store brand Cola bottles / Coke bottles candy, on-sale store brand blueberry-pomegranate yogurt (March 30), on-sale store brand Mountain Rain laundry detergent, and store brand frozen vegetables. I got home at 11:45 AM after texting Harmony about my and Lisa’s back pain, and chilled for a few hours before texting Barry about our next food shopping appointment: THURSDAY, APRIL 28 AT 10 AM AGAIN. Then I went out briefly to throw things away in the dumpster, not seeing Vlad the manager until he said “morning” to me, so I politely returned the greeting even though it was the afternoon. When I found that there were Jelly Belly Easter 2022 jellybeans in limited stock at London Drugs, I had to go out again on a 407 at 5:35 during the hockey game to also find some nut-free Easter bunnies and Easter eggs.

I bought a small reusable bag, store brand Wellness hand sanitizer for my fall and spring jacket pocket, a black-and-white Modella bag for Scotch scissors purposes, NEW NUT-FREE Real Hoppy marshmallow Easter eggs (August 17), HERSHEY’S Easter Eggies with Whoppers x2, Allens Mr. Munchy rice crisps NUT-FREE solid chocolate Easter bunnies x8, Jelly Belly Easter Kids Mix jellybeans x3 / Spring 2022 Ten-Flavor jellybeans gift boxes x2 / HOP! Easter 2022 jellybeans Five-Flavor gift boxes x2, dark chocolate Lindt Easter eggs, and a 64-gram Frankford Cookies and Creme Easter bunny. The Canucks played the Wild today at 5; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks lost 3-2. FUCK! Talked briefly to Phil on Discord PM about the hockey game AND the Canada-Costa Rica World Cup qualifying soccer game. Red cards, indeed!

From AbyssalZombie in Merlin’s Twitch stream: Scary Kirby!

Western Family pure canola oil – YAY!

A1 Curry Laksa Noodles!

A1 Curry Laksa Vermicelli noodles!

Doll Ghost Pepper Spicy cup noodles!

Doll Japanese Yuzu Pepper Chicken cup noodles!

Doll spicy beef ramen noodles!

250 mL Powair liquid hand sanitizer spray!

Pert Plus 2-in-1 Classic Clean shampoo and conditioner!

Western Family fresh Butternut Squash Agnolotti – YAY! POPPY AND WHEAT!

Western Family fresh REGULAR Four-Cheese Tortellini – YAY! Ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, Asiago cheese, and Romano cheese!

Western Family fresh RAINBOW Four-Cheese Tortellini – YAY! SPINACH, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, Asiago cheese, and Romano cheese!

Western Family fresh Linguine – YAY!

Western Family cola bottles candy / Coke bottles candy!

Hershey’s Cookies and Creme polka dot Easter eggs for Easter 2022! White Creme!

Easter basket Jelly Belly Kids Mix jellybeans for Easter 2022! Berry Blue, Blueberry, Bubble Gum, Buttered Popcorn, Chocolate Pudding, Cotton Candy, Green Apple, Lemon Lime, Lemon Sunkist, Orange Sherbet, Peach, Raspberry, Red Apple, Sour Apple, Sour Cherry, Strawberry Jam, Toasted Marshmallow, Tutti-Fruitti, Very Cherry, and Watermelon.

Jelly Belly HOP! Five-Flavor jellybeans in a clear gift box for Easter 2022! Berry Blue, Bubble Gum, Lemon Lime, Lemon, Mixed Berry Smoothie.

Jelly Belly spring jellybeans in a ten-flavor Beananza gift box for Easter 2022! Blueberry, Buttered Popcorn, Cinnamon, Coconut, Licorice, Tangerine, Green Apple, Juicy Pear, Watermelon, and Very Cherry.

NUT-FREE Allan’s Mr. Munchy solid milk chocolate Easter bunny with rice crisps for Easter 2022!

NUT-FREE Allan’s Mr. Solid solid milk chocolate Easter bunny for Easter 2022!

NUT-FREE Real Hoppy marshmallow Easter eggs for Easter 2022!

Hershey’s Easter Eggies with Whoppers for Easter 2022!