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Wess to Duster: You have legs! / Professor Roey Sweet?!

December 13, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and they came back from a 3-1 score to take it to overtime, thanks to Boeser and Horvat. However, they ended up losing 4-3! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe […]

Mapson saying Wess is going to go bald! / Fassad and senior citizen violence!

November 24, 2018

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 4-2! FINALLY, NO EIGHT-GAME LOSING STREAK! Lucas and Boney are talking to Mapson in Chapter 4 of MOTHER 3. “I can talk about non-map stuff too, you know. Old man Wess is definitely going to go bald.” Lucas and Boney are talking to Mapson in […]

Hinawa and Tazmily gerberas! / Jackie’s Yado Inn and no over-pampering here!

November 21, 2018

The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3. *sigh* I’m getting sick of losing… Flint and Alec are in the square at Tazmily Village in Chapter 1 of MOTHER 3. Hinawa gave these Tazmily gerberas to the villagers as a gift. In Chapter 1 of MOTHER 3, Flint and Alec are at […]

Bob’s happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar at the Yado Inn!

November 19, 2018

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 tonight, and lost 6-3 on a hat trick. Salsa is talking to Bob at the Yado Inn while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. Bob says: “My happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar.”

Fassad is cheered up, thanks to his banana! / Pigmask apologizing profusely!

November 17, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Montreal at 4 today, and lost 3-2. I had to finally email Eric M. to find out that he’s getting better, but is leaning toward staying home tomorrow to maximize recovery, so he advised me to research alternative transportation options. Maybe Eric Ho can at least drive me home, haha! […]

5-2 loss! / Warm fireplace at Duster’s! / Flint and boxes!

November 13, 2018

The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2… stupid bizarre goals! UGH! Salsa stops by Wess and Duster’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “The warmth from the fireplace feels so nice that you could almost fall asleep right here…” Salsa stops by Flint and Lucas’s house […]

Salsa and the bread at Thomas’ Bazaar! / Sebastian being busy at Mayor Pusher’s!

November 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 4 today, and lost 2-1. UGH! Salsa stops by Thomas’ Bazaar while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “This bread is for the people working here. They eat it whenever they’re feeling hungry.” On the table: Antidote, Ancient Banana, Edible Mushroom. Salsa stops by […]

Wess, Duster, jobs as utter failures, Duster as a moron, the Castle Osohe dance

November 10, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 10 AM today – lovely East Coast scheduling! NOT! Sabres won 4-3 in a shootout because both teams traded the last minutes of the second and third period with quick goals. UGH! Wess to Duster after his first trip to Osohe Castle where he picked up the Noble […]

Brayla, A’Voyn, Calea, and Armani?! / This isn’t the time to use the Drago Fang!

November 7, 2018

From Julie: Brayla?! From Julie: A’Voyn?! Reminds me of AVOINE, the French word for OATMEAL! From Julie: Mike is obviously fine, but CALEA?! Bad spelling of Kaili or Kaylee! How about Armani?! THREE DRAGO FANGS! By inputting the MOTHER 3 Code cheat 0200429F:AF, you can modify Duster’s 16th item to be Flint’s Drago Fang. I […]

Eyeball ultrasound follow-up! / Obama and Putin needing Dr. Phil?!

October 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:15 so we could finally go to Dr. Wise’s office downtown for my eyeball ultrasound follow-up: MORE PAPERWORK AND APPOINTMENTS! We discussed my nephews, therapy, serial killers using white vans, Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer, Paul Bernardo, BTK, and more. When I got home at 12:25 […]