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Terminating Rishu, Document Destruction, fire restroom exit, Blenz teddy bear

February 14, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to Knightsbridge at 10:45 AM on a 414 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 12 noon, which meant that it took up three hours of my day AGAIN since it was way past Cambie and Jacombs! I had made up my mind to terminate our professional relationship […]

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

KidsExchange?! Master Bait and Tackle?! / Caulk falling out?! / Too many genders

February 4, 2020

There was snow this morning at 11 AM! Of all the people, Auntie Vonnie texted me (at least identifying herself, unlike either of my parents) saying that the building insurance had expired as of January 4, so I had to call Hester to find out if I still needed it (yes), and then tell her […]

Salad Chung is really Charlotte?! / Roshada Grier?! / Jayquan?! / Zhakia?!

January 19, 2020

Fidela has a friend named Salad Chung?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it’s Eat A Depressing Salad For Lunch today on January 19! Her real name is Charlotte, though. From Julie M. and CHEATERS: Roshada Grier?! Makes me want to put an N in there so it can be closer to an actual name. ROSHANDA looks and […]

Quvenzhan√©, Qulyndreia, Venjie, Qunquekya, Vejon, and Venjie Wallis?! WHAT?!

January 12, 2020

It was COFFEE TIME today! I went out at 11:15 AM to Shoppers and London Drugs in the cold weather before the snow might hit later! I bought bulk pads x2 / on-sale Nescafe coffee in a tall canister / Webber Naturals Vitamin D3 gummies x2 (a bottle of 90 is CHEAPER than a half-price […]

Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

Uncle John’s BRIEFS, FUNNIEST EVER, STRANGE SCIENCE, and STRANGE HISTORY!

January 8, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:35 on a 407 for my dentist appointment with Sean on FRASER instead of Oakridge – sigh. I had to leave myself plenty of time for getting lost (seeing Krista at Gilbert and Westminster – “Ontario is a magical place because I’ve never been there”?!), and had to take […]

Gildan socks and English being weird! (horror to horrific, terror to terrific)

January 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 9:40 AM for my 10:15 AM eye clinic appointment. As usual, I waited a while to be seen, and got out at 11:25. They had a black chick doing the eye exams, who admitted she was new AND didn’t read my file, AND “had” to dilate my […]

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…