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Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick! Advertisements

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

White-Power, Johnson-Holder, Crapp-Beer, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 14, 2016

White-Power! What makes this even better is that they’re black! Johnson-Holder! Crapp-Beer! Little-Gay! Hunt-Kapture! Stoker-Dailey! Speedy-Zieper! Wanamaker-Popp! Poore-Sapp! Appel-Bottum! Loveless-Beaver! Seymour-Butts! Pickup-Pigg! Dick-Bender! Busch-Graber! Coke-Head! Dunnam-Favors! (done him favors)

MARIO fish tank! / Santa sushi! / Condoms! / Cid, Shinra, and numbskulls in FF 7

December 22, 2015

The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and won 2-1 despite TEN Tampa Bay power plays! MARIO fish tank! Santa sushi! Chef Devaux gives step by step instructions! HEAD is the perfect gift?! I have a phobia of German sausage. Yes, I fear the wurst. According to Reese’s, this is what a chocolate Christmas […]

Apple core, Maisie, open doors, Yo La Tengo / Knights doing it two-handed!

November 14, 2015

This morning, I got to Jon and Harmony’s at about 9:15 or 9:20, early enough for Jon to let me in on his way out. Hiero said bye to him two or three times before Jon actually left, haha. Ayler gave me his bib as usual, and did want to “find yo-yo! find big ice […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ti-TQ (Toys For Your Blog)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiaraFetish’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: walking like a zombie, cannibalism, vague chest hair growth Cure: take one and a half shots of morphine and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiff_Seattleosis Cause: poor hygiene Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Rf-Rz (RogerMellie)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRFJason’s Disease Cause: stress Symptoms: sudden pimples, frequent aggression, going bump in the night, overeating Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRFreeBern’s Disease Cause: spread by rats Symptoms: bursts of flame, pacing, foot swelling […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Gn-Gz (Grolby)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withGo-Quiz’s Lurgy Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: extreme demoniacal visions, swollen appendix, hair growth Cure: acupuncture Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withGoatQueen’s Lurgy Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: sudden Hitler mustache, neck swelling, occasional gullibility Cure: pass it on to someone […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ci-Cn (ClayShaper)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCiani’s Disorder Cause: allergy to caffeine Symptoms: black eyes, overeating, bleeding gums, slightly green skin Cure: attempt to repeat cause Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCipherGoth’s Syndrome Cause: allergy to broccoli Symptoms: foot numbness, extreme bad poetry, hives Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, An-Ap (AppleBastic)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAna’s Disorder Cause: unknown Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAnaCheetoitis Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: groin swelling, pacing, flashing eyes, bone pain Cure: expensive biofeedback devices […]