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Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ti-TQ (Toys For Your Blog)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiaraFetish’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: walking like a zombie, cannibalism, vague chest hair growth Cure: take one and a half shots of morphine and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTiff_Seattleosis Cause: poor hygiene Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Th (TheLoadedDog)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withThat0neGuy’s Disorder Cause: pollen Symptoms: dizziness, sudden bad poetry, urine retention, vertigo Cure: exercise Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withThe4Sakkenosis Cause: bee sting Symptoms: loss of dress sense, dry skin, blotchy skin Cure: click heels together three times Enter […]

Doctor Unheimlich, T-Tg (TearfulGoodbyes)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTabitha’s Lurgy Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: hunger, nice dreams, face blurring when photographed, occasional pale skin Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTacit_Genderosis Cause: cursed amulet Symptoms: howling at the moon, smell […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Su-Sz (Sufi87)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSubbes’ Lurgy Cause: improperly prepared chicken Symptoms: hair tangling, high temperature, frequent reflective shots, sniffing Cure: take three leeches before going to bed Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSubcultured’s Disorder Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: watery eyes, vague hand tremors, fear Cure: take a […]

Doctor Unheimlich, St (StegTheDinosaur)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry WordPress link. Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSt_Kevinitis Cause: peer pressure Symptoms: shouting, excessive liver pain, occasional halo, excessive confusion Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withStabbityitis Cause: too much sleep Symptoms: automatic writing, excess of money, occasional loose teeth Cure: fresh air […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Sp-Ss (Spocko23)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSpaceFem’s Lurgy Cause: early mornings Symptoms: ringing in the ears, sudden facial hair, vague hand tremors, speaking in tongues Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSpaceFicosis Cause: a blow to the head Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Sl-So (Sorceress_Rin)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSlaapliedje’s Disease Cause: mobile phone radiation Symptoms: drowsiness, ability to fly, flatulence, blocked nose Cure: take a hundred spoons of cod liver oil and come back in the morning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSlackanandaosis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Si-Sk (SJenkins)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianath’s Disease Cause: lack of human flesh Symptoms: revolving neck, extreme fatigue, extreme spontaneous combustion, gullibility Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianParis’ Syndrome Cause: stress Symptoms: liver pain, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Se-Sh (Seabreeze)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSeaBreezeosis Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: extreme euphoria, mild thirst for human blood, neck swelling Cure: none Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSeaMoon’s Lurgy Cause: falling over Symptoms: extreme delusions, aggression, forgetting what day it is, leaning at 45 […]