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3.14 python snake! / Back Passage, London, England?! / EXTRAORDINARY CHICKENS?!

March 14, 2019

TODAY IS PI DAY! From Julie: Happy Pi Day 2019 with 3.14 candles, confetti, and a pie! Happy Pi Day with oven mitts and a pie fresh out of the oven! From Pete: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A π-thon. From the Daily Mail: There’s a Back Passage in London, […]

Incorrect words and phrases! / Commas and consonants being sentenced! / Yamir?!

March 4, 2019

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From Kelly and Clarkson Hammond and May FANS: 10 Words and Phrases People Say Incorrectly! Supposedly, for all intents and purposes, regardless, I couldn’t care less, espresso, specifically, et cetera, I saw it, of utmost importance, and I need to lie down. From Pete, Punny Pete, and Grammarly Punography: Eight […]

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!

Funny toilet rules! / Airhorns literally scaring the shit out of somebody!

February 28, 2019

From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you’re finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance. From Andrew: An […]

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

Period anger and stupid fruits! / Uninstalling your period! / Menstrual Island!

February 6, 2019

I discovered redrum late last night – UGH! When you’re on your period and everything makes you angry… “Stupid fruits…” From Tumblr: “Where can I uninstall my period?” “I think if you download pregnancy, it blocks it for a few months, but then you get a really loud annoying popup that doesn’t go away for […]

Nutella sandwiches! COMPUTER IS FASTER THAN MOBILE! Unicorn poop marshmallows!

January 14, 2019

I found my charger on the drawer knob yesterday morning, then somehow slept with both that AND the plug in the bed last night… oops! Deb asked if I wanted to hang around their house today while everyone was at school and work, or if I wanted to go home for the day. I said […]

Salsa received AN Nut Bread?! / Bronson, hammers, and red-hot ovens!

January 4, 2019

OH FUCK, I DISCOVERED REDRUM! I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Mom and Dad at Main and 15th at TXL Insurance, Uncle William Ng’s company. (10:30 AM?!) After we had lunch at Kwong Chow and finally took care of the insurance, I did some shopping at the Broadway London Drugs. Bought […]

Scaring me and pooping easily!

January 3, 2019

From Julie: Don’t scare me! I poop easily!

Jonel knowing Salsa is being forced around by a bad guy! / Jourdon is bourbon?!

December 29, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and Vancouver won 3-2! Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in Chapter 3 of MOTHER 3. Jonel: “Hey there, monkey.” Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in […]