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Allyson Romedy?! / Tyren, Bray, Deshay, Deshane, and Ajai?!

April 30, 2019

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! Then again, I planned for it because of my other eye surgery on May 8 and then staying at Deb and Dylan’s… so hopefully, it won’t show up during this time! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Allyson Romedy?! BAD SPELLING OF ALLISON! Reminds me of a REMEDY! From Julie: […]

Woman Dean, Trevon, Maji, Jamira, Tamica, Promysse, Dr. Glenn Payne, and Poo?!

April 29, 2019

From Julie: A woman named Dean?! I’ve heard of Billie Dean or something, but not Dean by itself… From Julie: Trevon?! From Julie: Noah is fine for a boy, but Maji?! From Julie: Jamira?! From Julie: Tamica?! From Julie: Promysse?! BAD SPELLING OF PROMISE! From Bored Panda: Dr. Glenn Payne the dentist?! From Bored Panda: […]

Teena?! / Lickman Road Exit 116 in Chilliwack! / Kalisha?! / Latasha again?!

April 17, 2019

Jimmy blocked me again, but he’s an idiot who can’t take being told that he is wrong about everything. Despite what he thinks, I did make an effort on his birthday. I just was not available all day, and I definitely did wish him a happy birthday. Of COURSE I went to bed after doing […]

A blue moon goodnight dragon, girl with a red dragon, enslaving dragons caution

April 7, 2019

Corbin Cone added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks Fans – that’s fine for now. From Julie: A blue moon dragon! Goodnight, world! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A movie girl with a red dragon! From Dragons: CAUTION: FLAMMABLE! Attempting to enslave dragons may result in severe burns!

Sukhdeep, Mister Rambo Campos Diaz, Jazz Singsanong, high-fives with a chair

April 6, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blues at 1 in their last game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 in the shootout… Sukhdeep on a receipt?! Mister Rambo Campos Diaz?! Jazz Singsanong is the co-owner of the Jitlada Thai Restaurant in Los Angeles?! From Not Always Right: Some people just need a high-five. […]

Lena blocking me?! / HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON bedsheets / Always being yourself

March 19, 2019

What the fuck?! I discovered that Lena blocked me on both my main accounts after knowing me for four years! She knows very well that I’m Facebook friends with Robin, and we’d been discussing Jimmy and bad relationships before this. No indication that things were uncomfortable for her! I guess we didn’t have a great […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

3.14 python snake! / Back Passage, London, England?! / EXTRAORDINARY CHICKENS?!

March 14, 2019

TODAY IS PI DAY! From Julie: Happy Pi Day 2019 with 3.14 candles, confetti, and a pie! Happy Pi Day with oven mitts and a pie fresh out of the oven! From Pete: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A π-thon. From the Daily Mail: There’s a Back Passage in London, […]

Incorrect words and phrases! / Commas and consonants being sentenced! / Yamir?!

March 4, 2019

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From Kelly and Clarkson Hammond and May FANS: 10 Words and Phrases People Say Incorrectly! Supposedly, for all intents and purposes, regardless, I couldn’t care less, espresso, specifically, et cetera, I saw it, of utmost importance, and I need to lie down. From Pete, Punny Pete, and Grammarly Punography: Eight […]

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!