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Uncle Ben’s Smokey Rice / Girl with 1000 letters in her name! GUINNESS RECORD!

April 23, 2020

Uncle Ben’s Smokey Rice! Girl with 1000 Letters In Her Name! GUINNESS WORLD RECORD! APOSTROPHE! Her given name is: Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshen kescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalem eicoleshiwhalhinive’onchellecaundenesh eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesa undrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesce ellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenescea undrieaquenttaekatilyaevea’shauwneorali aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandaleccianneren eitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleon patrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparis salondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaun nehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaot relleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoent escacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirl enescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamae bellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny aetheodoradilcyana Koyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

Boneless Fried Chicken! / Spilled salsa, Eric Ho, vegetables, Purex toilet paper

April 22, 2020

It’s Earth Day 2020 today! I also temporarily got QUADRUPLE DIGITS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT again! Hopefully, my spending habits are a little better than they were the LAST time this happened! Also, I won’t need to give $900 of my own money for a family trip like the ICBC insurance settlement. Of course, that […]

Starfrit jar opener, face masks, Microban, automated crosswalks, buckle barriers

April 20, 2020

I went out at 11:55 to go to Canadian Tire so I could get another Starfrit jar opener (Aisle 54 – had to get an employee to help me grab it) and 20 face masks for $20. I always overshoot the 410 station – I SHOULD GET OFF AT ABERDEEN, NOT HAZELBRIDGE! I texted Barry […]

Bunny Bottom chocolate?! / My real Canadian name! / My Heavy Metal Band Name!

April 18, 2020

From Julie: Bunny Bottom Easter chocolate at CVS?! What is your real Canadian name? Snowy Hoser?! Heavy Metal Band Name Generator! Forbidden Magic?!

Grapefruit, yuzu, shea cocoa butter, aloe vera, Haagen-Dazs, and compressed air!

April 17, 2020

Grapefruit and yuzu / aloe vera / shea cocoa butter London Drugs hand soap (one litre each and over the limit), Certified Data Ultra Duster compressed air, an on-sale Russell Stover Crispies Easter Bunny, Haagen-Dazs White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream, on-sale Jamieson Vitamin C, and store brand Wellness multivitamins! I left at 1:25 on […]

Trogdor the Burninator, cave black dragon, black obsidian dragon, MONSTER HUNTER

April 15, 2020

Tried calling Chrystal at home, but instead just texted her for her birthday today. She said thanks, and added that she can’t work at home – damn! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR! 😀 From Julie: A black dragon with a sunburst in a cave! From Julie M. and Wish: Black obsidian Chinese dragon pendant necklace! From Julie […]

Streaking poop emoji, Reddit Diamond in the Poo award, some poop fireworks

April 14, 2020

Tylenol 100 caplets, 500 mg each! From Julie and GIPHY: A poop emoji just streaking across the land…. A delightful Reddit award: Diamond in the Poo! From Julie: Poop fireworks?!

Easter Monday 2020! / Summer body progress! / Nissin black garlic oil noodles!

April 13, 2020

HAPPY EASTER MONDAY 2020! I went shopping at 11:10 on a 401 today, getting home at 12:10 on a 407. Got 100 regular garbage bags for $20 (40 for $8.99), on-sale Jergen’s Ultra Care Restoring Argan lotion in 100 mL / on-sale Jergens Original Cherry Almond lotion in 600 mL since I’m running out, store […]

Easter Bunny Name 2020! / Morticia Addams revenge! / Chef Boyardee Rotel chilies

April 12, 2020

HAPPY EASTER 2020! ZOMBIE JESUS DAY! Hershey’s cookies and cream Easter eggs, Frankford cookies and cream Easter bunny, plus Hershey’s Reese Easter Eggies for Easter Sunday 2020! From Julie: Morticia Addams says, “Revenge is beneath me, but accidents do happen.” Skull, knife, and a candle! Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs with Rotel original tomatoes and […]

Personality tests! / Assholes and fuckery! / Alychia Chan?! / Shaylen?! / Pako?!

April 11, 2020

From Julie: Lots of interesting personality tests from Individual Differences Research Labs to pass the time, all in one place! PRODUCT WARNING: Jergen’s Moisturizing Honey lotion is now banned from my apartment. The scent is way too faint for my preferences! UGH! Unscented is one thing, but this is 0.1% away from no-scent lotion! I […]