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Doctor Unheimlich, MJ-Mo (Monkey_Funkel)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1’s Disorder Cause: falling over Symptoms: slightly green vomit, tiredness, beige urine, finger pain Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1Nixosis Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: food cravings, extremely dry eyes, punning Cure: eat more honey Enter your […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Mi (MickeyTor)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMia_D’s Disorder Cause: stress Symptoms: vague diarrhea, anger, mildly enlarged liver and spleen, speaking in tongues Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMianosis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: clicking sounds, extra toes, double-jointedness Cure: expensive […]

Thin and Crispy habanero chips, Stefan Molyneux, Kit-Kats, Sony, Friendly Ghost cooking tips

October 3, 2014

Mike and I discussed sex, green tea Kit-Kats, a little girl singing Let Me Poop to the tune of Let Me Go from FROZEN, comparing Kadoya sesame oil to his Foreway sesame oil (the former tastes awesome – the latter tastes fishy; he should return it), vanilla Aero bars, eating the expired Thin and Crispy […]

Sam Adams, fake tiredness, green tea Kit-Kats, cooking pudding Kit-Kats, $21 bus tickets

October 2, 2014

Pro Tip: Chill the Kit Kat before baking for nicer browning* Place on a foil lined baking sheet/tray and bake at about 175 Celsius (350 Fahrenheit) until nicely browned (~2-2 1/2 minutes for 4 bars) — don’t take your eyes off them since they can go from white to black very quickly. The usual suspect […]

What Are You Like to Live With?

August 14, 2014

Eric just invited us to the “last ever” David Fellowship BBQ on Aug. 30 (a Saturday) at 6 PM via Evite. Sounds like some nostalgic fun since it’s the end of an era! Mike says he’s up for it, so that’s fine! You Are Individual You are an interesting person to live with. You do […]

Over 100 Kit Kat flavors! / Glass bottles and newspaper, sore throats, and code!

July 25, 2014

I paid Michael back and then put all the O’Tasty dumplings, the Lion and Globe peanut oil, Laoganma chili oil, Kimlan soy sauce, Kimlan yellow rice vinegar, and the Jinye spicy beef noodles (on sale!) away before Mike started watching JON STEWART. Then I showed him Melissa’s Facebook Kit Kat album from Japan: orange, banana, […]

Work promotions, Osaka Supermarket, peanut oil, chili oil, dumplings, yellow rice vinegar

July 24, 2014

Adam L. sent me some Facebook messages since he hadn’t seen me at church in a while! It turns out that since I’m a friend he can trust, he wants me to give him some value and referrals because he’s running for a work promotion. I’m no good at that anyway, but thanked him for […]

Googling weird phone numbers, burned pots, Kerry Foods, and popcorn seasoning

May 14, 2014

Mike and I discussed Ayler’s birthday card, the Mt. Pleasant Park outing, coffee, weird phone calls and text messages, Googling the phone number, IRC chatrooms, weird dreams, grandmothers, “bang maids” and IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, chicken Sidekicks, real milk vs. almond milk, my burned pot, steel wool, the (orchestral) Gogo theme / the Slam […]

Cold North Serial Killers!

November 6, 2013

This list is from Cold North Killers: Canadian Serial Murder (Lee Mellor), which I borrowed from the library. Edward Rulloff… The Educated Killer Joseph LaPage Theo Durrant… The Demon in the Belfry Gordon Stewart Northcott… Ape Man Russell Johnson… The Bedroom Strangler Doug Moore Peter Woodcock Clifford Olson… The Beast of British Columbia Leopold Dion… […]

Birthday Wishes 2013

September 22, 2013

Birthday Wishes 2013 Email: Geoffrey, Steve L. {2} Gmail Chat: Sam Halifax, Corey T. {2} LJ: ONTD 1, ONTD 2, ONTD_Slumber 1, Deanna EndlessBlush, The Hockey Pool, ONTD 3, FFA_Party, ONTD_Slumber 2 {32} Facebook Wall Posts: Itamar R., Valdimar A., Chris Hammond, Candy B., Mike B., Chantelle S., Ivan W., Adam L., Andrew M. x4, […]