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Charles Desrosiers, Melissa Desrosiers, Kyle C., a 4-0 loss, cute six-week old Shiba Inu puppies

January 27, 2015

Charles Desrosiers (the last name reminds me of Melissa Desrosiers from Palmer) wanted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I also found out that Kyle Caster of the underage teenage girl selfies had posted something on the EARTHBOUND Facebook page, and I’d LIKED it. Just because I like your post doesn’t mean I want […]

Cooked pudding Kit-Kats, Inigo Montoya, Rush, headphones, TV Tropes, hand files

November 20, 2014

Mike and I discussed Mandarin, actually cooking the pudding Kit-Kats (I luckily found Melissa’s instructions in my web history), the news, doing him a favor by putting on the Youtube video for Rush’s CLOCKWORK ANGELS full album while he cleaned up the kitchen last night, ramen poutine, wintermelon with pork in a fish broth, ketchup […]

Doctor Unheimlich, P-Pg (PennyLaneLisa)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withP1r4t3_k1nG’s Disorder Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: excessive seizures, grey spots, glowing eyes, extreme headaches Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPacificBeachBoy’s Lurgy Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: dry mouth, nausea, floating hair Cure: cryogenic freezing until […]

Doctor Unheimlich, MJ-Mo (Monkey_Funkel)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1’s Disorder Cause: falling over Symptoms: slightly green vomit, tiredness, beige urine, finger pain Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1Nixosis Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: food cravings, extremely dry eyes, punning Cure: eat more honey Enter your […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Mi (MickeyTor)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMia_D’s Disorder Cause: stress Symptoms: vague diarrhea, anger, mildly enlarged liver and spleen, speaking in tongues Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMianosis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: clicking sounds, extra toes, double-jointedness Cure: expensive […]

Thin and Crispy habanero chips, Stefan Molyneux, Kit-Kats, Sony, Friendly Ghost cooking tips

October 3, 2014

Mike and I discussed sex, green tea Kit-Kats, a little girl singing Let Me Poop to the tune of Let Me Go from FROZEN, comparing Kadoya sesame oil to his Foreway sesame oil (the former tastes awesome – the latter tastes fishy; he should return it), vanilla Aero bars, eating the expired Thin and Crispy […]

Sam Adams, fake tiredness, green tea Kit-Kats, cooking pudding Kit-Kats, $21 bus tickets

October 2, 2014

Pro Tip: Chill the Kit Kat before baking for nicer browning* Place on a foil lined baking sheet/tray and bake at about 175 Celsius (350 Fahrenheit) until nicely browned (~2-2 1/2 minutes for 4 bars) — don’t take your eyes off them since they can go from white to black very quickly. The usual suspect […]

What Are You Like to Live With?

August 14, 2014

Eric just invited us to the “last ever” David Fellowship BBQ on Aug. 30 (a Saturday) at 6 PM via Evite. Sounds like some nostalgic fun since it’s the end of an era! Mike says he’s up for it, so that’s fine! You Are Individual You are an interesting person to live with. You do […]

Over 100 Kit Kat flavors! / Glass bottles and newspaper, sore throats, and code!

July 25, 2014

I paid Michael back and then put all the O’Tasty dumplings, the Lion and Globe peanut oil, Laoganma chili oil, Kimlan soy sauce, Kimlan yellow rice vinegar, and the Jinye spicy beef noodles (on sale!) away before Mike started watching JON STEWART. Then I showed him Melissa’s Facebook Kit Kat album from Japan: orange, banana, […]

Work promotions, Osaka Supermarket, peanut oil, chili oil, dumplings, yellow rice vinegar

July 24, 2014

Adam L. sent me some Facebook messages since he hadn’t seen me at church in a while! It turns out that since I’m a friend he can trust, he wants me to give him some value and referrals because he’s running for a work promotion. I’m no good at that anyway, but thanked him for […]