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Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]

Doctor Unheimlich, S-Sd (Sassinate)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSabdekitis Cause: the wrong type of snow Symptoms: walking like an Egyptian, sudden extra legs, snoring, fear Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSachmet’s Lurgy Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: muscle atrophy, vague absenteeism, occasional fear Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, On-Oz (Opaeth)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOn_The_Ground’s Lurgy Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: neck swelling, frequent bowel movements, speaking in tongues, mild facial paralysis Cure: fire Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOnceUponATime13’s Disorder Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: extremely temporary invisibility, skin whitening, frequent bursts […]

Doctor Unheimlich, O-Om (Oligarchist)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withO’Daniel’s Syndrome Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: flaccidity, ringing in the ears, occasional terror Cure: exercise Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withOccchik’s Disease Cause: bad beer Symptoms: shouting, forgetfulness, squawking Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ni-Nz (NyquilSteve317)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNiaverly’s Syndrome Cause: viral Symptoms: clicking sounds, mildly bendy arms, extreme hallucinations Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNicholasJonas’ Disease Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: fangs, drooling, sneezing Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Lo-Lz (LordWorm)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLo0ll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent blisters, frequent delusions, terror, fingernail lengthening Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withLobsangitis Cause: smoking Symptoms: howling at the moon, mauve stools, frequent facial hair Cure: fresh air Enter […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Em-Ez (Enix_Enigma)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withEmbryoGirl’s Disorder Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: dementia, frequent stiffness, memory loss, skin whitening Cure: eat more polystyrene Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withEmiriChanosis Cause: falling over Symptoms: abdominal swelling, bruising, lockjaw, frequent ectoplasm Cure: wake up and realise it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, De-Dh (Declared_Insane)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDe_Stijl_itis Cause: unknown Symptoms: howling at the moon, rosy cheeks, excessive feather growth Cure: fire Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDead_Letters’ Lurgy Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: stiffness, grey ears, howling at the moon Cure: electroshock therapy Enter your name, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Dashes (__Shae)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with___________Epicitis Cause: watching too much television Symptoms: vague levitation, excessive levitation, flushing Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with______Ephemeralitis Cause: lack of chocolate in diet Symptoms: walking like an Egyptian, tooth loss, beeping Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Numbers (0909Desperation)

October 19, 2014

Where I first found out about Doctor Unheimlich Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with{Mid}{Knight}’s Lurgy Cause: smoking Symptoms: mild feather growth, mild loss of dress sense, frequent urine colour changes, frequent murderous rage Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]