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MORE SNOW! / Colton Saucerman has an epic beard AND an awesome name! HOCKEY!

February 19, 2019

Last night, I discovered a cut in my BRAND-NEW bag of Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos! The Cheetos had slightly spilled in the plastic tub, so I had to throw them out – UGH! I was too tired or lazy to go out in the cold AGAIN to check my reusable bag, so I did that this […]

Fraser’s emoji stickers! / Liking someone’s profile photo is NOT political…

February 8, 2019

I called Barry at 8:50 to let him know about the dead mouse. When he called me back at 11 to say that he would be here in a couple of minutes, I checked the corner with the TV since I’d heard noise there as well last night. Yup, there was another dead mouse, this […]

Laundry today or naked tomorrow! / Friendship is like pissing your pants!

January 14, 2019

I was out of my place at 5:20 when Deb called to see if it was a good time to pick me up on the way to grab the kids from wherever they were after school. Sure, why not? We went to Hugh Boyd where Declan was; Dylan had picked Elysse up earlier since he’d […]

Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?! / Bevee?! / Barbara Goodrum?!

January 6, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Ayla?! That just reminds me of Ayla in CHRONO TRIGGER… this is NOT a human name! From Julie: Murice?! That should be MAURICE! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Nadirah?! That should be Nadira! BAD SPELLING! Nadirah is Shauna’s mother, and says the lie detector test will prove that […]

Deb and eyedrops! / Scrapped Robot on the MOTHER 3 Highway! I AM A BROKEN ROBOT!

December 28, 2018

Deb called me at 1:25 to see about my post-surgery care. Yes, I’m welcome to stay there for about a week for company purposes. The medicine dosage instructions do seem complicated, that’s for sure! At 2:30, I called the pharmacy next door to see if my prescription was ready – the Lotemax Gel / Prolensa […]

Tenecia and JASEN?! / DeAsia?! / Kermit Butts, Mirinda Boob, and Sam Boob!

December 26, 2018

From Julie: Tenecia and JASEN?! That doesn’t even make it more unique since it’s still pronounced the same way as JASON! From Julie: DeAsia?! Julie says it’s not even pronounced “Day-sha.” It’s literally pronounced “Dee-Asia”! What?! From Youtube: Kermit BUTTS was arrested for the murder of Sam BOOB! HAHAHAHA! Also, MIRINDA Boob has a bad […]

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?

Fassad is cheered up, thanks to his banana! / Pigmask apologizing profusely!

November 17, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Montreal at 4 today, and lost 3-2. I had to finally email Eric M. to find out that he’s getting better, but is leaning toward staying home tomorrow to maximize recovery, so he advised me to research alternative transportation options. Maybe Eric Ho can at least drive me home, haha! […]

Toilet paper and poop stud earrings! / Jimmy not communicating!

November 17, 2018

Of course Jimmy isn’t going to communicate when he refuses to recognize that I did apologize before he even asked for a “sincere” apology. Fuck off for now! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Toilet paper and poop stud earrings!

Cher says that you have to Fall Back! / Tazmily gerberas, Hinawa, sunflowers!

November 3, 2018

Fall Back! Set clocks back one hour before bed on Saturday night. From my ex-friend Tamara: Turn back time one hour this Sunday! Cher with your friends! Duster is at Lucas and Boney’s house at the start of Chapter 2. Tazmily gerberas are Hinawa’s favorite flowers, after sunflowers.