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The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?! Advertisements

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

Treveon, Keisha, Amaya, Jaliah, Keven, Ozell, Dick Shoemaker, and Goldie Lock?!

May 20, 2019

From Julie: Brandi is perfectly fine, but Treveon and Keisha?! From Julie: Amaya?! From Julie: Jaliah?! From Julie: Keven?! BAD SPELLING OF KEVIN! From Julie: Ozell?! From Bored Panda: Dick Shoemaker?! From Bored Panda: Goldie Lock?!

Steveston Pizza at Holly’s! / Alpha Omega Nickelberry III?!

April 9, 2019

Yesterday, Holly invited me to Steveston Pizza at her place tonight. Nobody was going to have the $850 pizza! (“SEENAY: Medley of tiger prawns, lobster ratatouille, smoked steelhead, Russian Osetra caviar, snowed with Italian white truffles $850”) After I showered and had COFFEE TIME, Brian kindly picked me up at the hospital at 7:10 even […]

A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet.

YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! / Scratchy Bottom, Devon, England?! / Aeron, Deirdre, Nyisha?!

March 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/funny: YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! PNG and GIF! From the Daily Mail: There’s a valley named Scratchy Bottom near Durdle Door in Dorset, England?! From Julie: AERON?! BAD SPELLING OF AARON! From Julie: DEIRDRE?! BAD SPELLING OF DEIDRE! From Julie: Nyisha?! Makes me want to pronounce it as “En-Yisha”…

Friends Welcome – Relatives By Appointment sign! / New icon: Mario mushroom!

March 2, 2019

My “Friends Welcome – Relatives By Appointment” sign which Steph and Chantal got for me in Boston in 2009! SMALL MARIO WITH A MUSHROOM! YAY FOR BEING BIGGER! Speaking of being bigger… giant version of that NEW icon!

Diarrhea on a roller coaster poem! / STAR WARS toilet paper! / A cat puke mug!

February 21, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! From Julie M. and I Don’t Give A Duck: Roses are red, the church has a steeple. Man gets diarrhea on a roller coaster and splashes 14 people. From Susan and Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: STAR WARS toilet paper to clean your dark side! Cat Puke Mug: Some people tidy up and […]

MORE SNOW! / Colton Saucerman has an epic beard AND an awesome name! HOCKEY!

February 19, 2019

Last night, I discovered a cut in my BRAND-NEW bag of Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos! The Cheetos had slightly spilled in the plastic tub, so I had to throw them out – UGH! I was too tired or lazy to go out in the cold AGAIN to check my reusable bag, so I did that this […]

Fraser’s emoji stickers! / Liking someone’s profile photo is NOT political…

February 8, 2019

I called Barry at 8:50 to let him know about the dead mouse. When he called me back at 11 to say that he would be here in a couple of minutes, I checked the corner with the TV since I’d heard noise there as well last night. Yup, there was another dead mouse, this […]