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A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, and that I did not do anything to the toilet. If she wants to drop by personally, she can go right ahead! However, I need to apply SOME pressure to the toilet handle in order to flush the contents…

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji mousepad!

From Shut Up, I’m Still Talking: I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic… with frequent sneezes!

From Melissa: Flushing Frenzy game! Grab the poop from the back of the toilet and have fun!

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