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The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH!

I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs Extras ice cream x5! (Rocky Road / Cookies and Cream / Banana Peanut Butter Chip / Brownies and Cookie Dough / Strawberry Cheesecake) Got home at 1:55 on a 401, which is okay.

Cambridge Corelle Splendor 12-piece set of cutlery!

Traditional Medicinal Teas: Nighty Night organic relaxation tea!

President’s Choice ginger-peach tea!

Tazo Vanilla Caramel Chai tea!

Tazo Green Ginger tea!

Tazo Passion herbal tea!

Häagen-Dazs Extras Rocky Road ice cream!

Häagen-Dazs Extras Cookies and Cream ice cream!

Häagen-Dazs Extras Cookie Dough Dynamo ice cream!

Häagen-Dazs Extras Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream!

Häagen-Dazs Extras Banana Peanut Butter Chip ice cream!

Häagen-Dazs Extras Brownies and Cookie Dough ice cream!

From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

Canada Post bubble-wrap envelope! Perfect for salmon jerky (Paul / Jimmy / Julie / Kramer and crew / Cuya) and other such fragile things!

Scotch bubble-wrap envelope!

From Pete and Hockey Memes: “What do the Flyers have in common with the Titanic? They’re both at the bottom of the Atlantic.” I could have sent this to my ex-friend Jimmy, but he’d get too hurt by it, which was something I did not want to do at the time.

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