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Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to leave at 2, who scolded me for not being perfectly polite and composed on the phone AND for not writing a note. Fuck off – I have to deal with YOUR limited English, and I don’t have TIME to write a note to have you deal with the problem after the weekend! Eventually, I managed to communicate that the toilet flush wasn’t working, and Ni came by within ten minutes and actually fixed the issues. In that time, Brian had already offered to come over – THIS is what my new friends do for me?! WOW! 😀

I left at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Then I went to Shoppers to buy a Stouffer’s Saute Sensations Country Beef Pot Roast microwaveable meal, a President’s Choice meat lasagna for a future hangout which is not tomorrow afternoon (expires on December 12), Ben and Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cookie Dough / Chocolate Milk and Cookies ice cream, Breyers Delights ice cream in Vanilla Cupcake plus Creamy Chocolate, and President’s Choice mango ice cream! Should be yummy!

After I FINALLY got a 401 after FOUR 408 Ironwood buses in a row and a 407 at Brighouse after waiting since 4:10, I went to the pharmacy next door to see if I could get my eyedrops prescription filled before they closed. Adam could do it right then, but I didn’t have time to chat or to wait for the previous chatty customer to finish because I had frozen things in my bag, so I was in a rush by default! The instructions are the same, anyway. I got home at 4:45 and FINALLY shoved everything into the freezer, almost before the items started really melting! Good thing I can probably get Chinese Eric to help with opening the eyedrops tomorrow if I remember… so I put them on the table with the low-tech blue guestbook and everything else!

President’s Choice meat lasagna!

President’s Choice mango ice cream!

Ben and Jerry’s Peanut Butter Dough Moophoria ice cream: Chocolate with gobs of chocolate chip peanut butter cookie dough!

Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Milk and Cookies Moophoria ice cream: Chocolate and vanilla swirled with chocolate chip cookies!

Breyer’s Delights ice cream: Vanilla Cupcake!

Breyer’s Delights ice cream: Creamy Chocolate!

From the Daily Mail: There’s a Hooker Road in Norwich, England?!

From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?!

From Bored Panda: Lesbia?!

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