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Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

SHOPPING RUNDOWN!

H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀

London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, on-sale Colgate Optic White toothpaste, and Colgate KnockOut MaxFresh toothpaste in Mint Fusion.

Broadway London Drugs: Fart-O-Matic birthday card for Jon for 2020, brown MARTEX bath towel, on-sale Godiva dark chocolate Easter bunny, and an on-sale Kit Kats Senses Easter bunny.

Shoppers Drug Mart: On-sale Philadelphia chip dip (dill pickle!), and on-sale President’s Choice bite-size round tortilla chips! Gotta have it for Chips and Dip Day today and tomorrow!

Before COFFEE TIME, I called Chrystal to see what time we should meet tonight; 7:30 sounds good to me! I went out early at 5:30 to see if I could get that dragon hoodie at H and M after figuring out all the sidewalk and bus stop closures. They were all in a Medium size, but I figured that I’d make it work somehow. I didn’t even care that I couldn’t exchange it or get a refund since it was on clearance! $15 off – from $39.99 to $24.99! Then I went to the nearby London Drugs, then to the Broadway / Cambie London Drugs. Figured I’d spend my $75 tax refund while I was out and could do stuff, and I did! Now I have to wait for the April credit to go through, ha ha ha…

As I was reading an ARCHIE book, Chrystal came up to me – she was on time today! I told her that I had a birthday card for her, and not to worry about the rest of the stuff in my bulky reusable bag – that was all for me! We went to Pho Extreme Xe Lua to catch up: her parents going to Dubai pretty soon, Ethan and Mike being sick with the flu, my new Reddit friends, the whole Woob and Twitter screenshots saga, Benjamin being about the same age as Beckett, Beckett screaming as loud as the 80s music inside Como Taperia, and her knowing that I liked spicy stuff. After dinner, I went home instead of joining Brian, Paulo, and others at the American. I did stop by Shoppers Drug Mart when I got to Brighouse so I could get the aforementioned chips and dip. Got home at 9:10 on a 401, no thanks to MORE complicated sidewalk closures! They did make a temporary crosswalk near the intersection at my place, though.

From Sara and BrazilFlair on Tumblr: Here’s my first attempt at synonym rolls. Just like Grammar used to make!

From Hell: Place Sacrifice Here on this baby changing table in the public restroom!

For You on Your Birthday, it’s the Farter’s Alibi-O-Matic!

Instructions: After you let one rip… Spin the FARTER’S ALIBI-O-MATIC spinner. Read the indicated response in a forceful, confident voice. Enjoy your embarrassment-free birthday! Have a rootin’ tootin’ good time on your birthday! [3/22/19]

“Whoever smelt it, dealt it.” “Hey! Somebody step on a duck?” “That’s the last time I wear leather underwear!” “I’m just tuning up. Any requests?” “Hmmmm…. is that thunder in the distance I hear?” “Phewww! What has that dog been eating?” “Well, at least it was just gas this time.” “Good one! (look convincingly at the person next to you)”

Colgate Optic White Sparkling Mint toothpaste!

Colgate Optic White Cool Mint toothpaste!

Colgate Optic White Luminous Mint toothpaste!

Grey MARTEX face cloths!

Lindt caramel mini-eggs!

Kit-Kat Senses Easter bunny!

Godiva milk chocolate Easter bunny!

Western Family French Onion chip dip! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

Western Family bacon and onion chip dip! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

Western Family creamy ranch chip dip! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

Western Family dill pickle chip dip! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

President’s Choice round bite-size tortilla chips! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

Godiva dark chocolate Easter bunny!

Lindt caramel chocolate truffles!

Assorted MARTEX bath towels!

Milk and White Lindt chocolate truffles: Spring Edition!

Blueberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles!

Red Velvet Lindt truffles?! Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles?!

Philadelphia Dill Pickle chip dip! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

Philadelphia Jalapeno chip dip! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s CHIP AND DIP DAY today!

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