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Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

Palestine Ace?!

From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?!

From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you that?” Mom: “Well, I saw it in some of your brother’s texts to his girlfriend, and when I asked, he said it was an alien. Wait, so 8=====D- {()} isn’t an alien getting on a ship?” Son: “… No, Mom, it isn’t.”

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