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Archive for February 2018

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

FIVE power play goals?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 7! / La Casa MESICO Restaurant?!

February 20, 2018

Kurt W. added me on Facebook from Discord and Youtube… woohoo! Victor Lee unfriended me, but whatever. The Canucks played the Avalanche at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Avs won 5-4 on their FIFTH power play goal?! UGH! I needed some brain time off, so I’m glad I got that today! […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 6! / Latinx is an absolutely unnecessary word!

February 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 6! From Reddit on February 17, 2018: “Latinx” is an absolutely unnecessary word! My ex-friend Daya would have agreed!

SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia!

Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, Chinese illustrated dragon, dragon ear cuffs

February 15, 2018

ADD TO DRAGONS MEMORY ENTRY! Hester’s husband Ni came by for the fire alarm inspection at 1:40, then I went out at 2 on a 407 for on-sale Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate hearts x3 / a new on-sale Rubbermaid dish drainer / a pack of two on-sale Designer Workshop pillowcases / on-sale sriracha sauce […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]