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My periods and birth control, Ultros as a receptionist, a last Imperial Trooper

I was up at 6 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!

I dreamed that I somehow flushed the toilet dry, which resulted in a flooded bathroom (?!) right before I had to leave to meet my family somewhere in Bellingham. Not that meeting them would have happened anyway, although I watched a show on separating conjoined triplets to de-stress later! “Where’s Daddy?” “He’s before God.” No! Tell your kids that Daddy is driving a tour bus into the States for a music convention, which is the truth!

I also forgot to pack my passport and was turned away at the beauty kiosk with bus stops right before the border. I also had to walk a bit before finding just the right shortcut to go into Richmond and home. Then I emailed / messaged her sister to let her know, but my mom would still be PISSED. Thank goodness it was just a dream!

My periods before birth control: Surprise, motherfucker!!! My periods on birth control: “Right on time yet again.” “Thank you.” with tea!

Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and Setzer come across the Dragon’s Neck Colosseum in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS. It’s Ultros! “Look at me! I’m a receptionist! G’fa, ha, ha!”

Ultros gives the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party some advice: “Now, you’d better watch what you bet, or that monster Chupon’ll just come and take it from ya!”

Then the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party comes across the last Imperial Trooper. “I’m an Imperial Trooper! Probably the last of ’em… I have some valuable information for you!”

The last Imperial Trooper gives the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party a hint: “TALK TO THE EMPEROR TWICE. Use this when you’ve found the place where the Emperor hid a secret treasure.”

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