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Three-headed hydra dragon! / Tea, coffee, and vodka! / Our sweet ass!

After COFFEE AND ASPIRIN TIME, I went out at 3:30 for my dentist appointment at 4 with Sean, which went fine even if a few teeth seemed a bit sensitive. They even gave me free fluoride that my insurance didn’t cover, plus an Oral-B toothbrush and Crest Pro-Health Advanced toothpaste! Then I got NEW Uncle Ben’s Smokey Red Beans and Rice, on-sale Tostitos chips (low-sodium Rounds / regular Rounds / Gold), on-sale Mrs. Renfro’s salsa x2 (Ghost Pepper x2), Crest Complete and Colgate toothpaste in tubes x3 (including Max Fresh x2 in Minty Sparkle with Bright Strips / Electric Mint Shockwave with Micro-Cooling Beads, plus Crest Whitening Outlast with Scope!), a Colgate toothbrush, and Tostitos Salsa Con Queso dip at the Oakridge Safeway. After a brief stop at the Oakridge Apple Store, I went home and got there at 6:10 on a 407. YAY FOR CAVITY DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY! Then I talked briefly to Vanessa via Facebook messages about Jason, lying, and smoking.

Uncle Ben’s Smokey Red Beans and Rice!

Tostitos Salsa Con Queso dip!

Tostitos Gold chips!

Tostitos Rounds chips!

Tostitos low-sodium Rounds chips!

Crest Pro Health Advanced smooth mint toothpaste!

Colgate Max White Minty Sparkle toothpaste with Bright Strips!

Colgate Max Fresh Electric Mint toothpaste with Whitening Shockwave micro-cooling beads!

Crest Complete Whitening Mint Outlast toothpaste with Scope! YAY FOR CAVITY DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY!

From Krista: Three-headed hydra dragon!

From Janina: Tea, coffee, and vodka!

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: “Our sweet ass” is food?!

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