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Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t have to go all the way out there. The Canucks played the Blackhawks at 5:30 today, and blew a (4-1) lead AGAIN. Then the game went to overtime, and the Canucks luckily won 5-4!

From Cracked and The Strangest Names in American Political History: Govnor Teats?! He even has a grandson with the same name…

From Psychotic Humor: Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT… it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH-SLAP that motherfucker upside the head!

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