No ONETT TIMES, Runaway Five, a machine in the graveyard, Monotoli, the blackout

The Canucks played the Canadiens at 7 tonight, which I had to bug Lucas’ friend Sam about on Discord. The game went to a weird overtime, where the Habs won 2-1.

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. There is no issue of THE ONETT TIMES the next day! “… Oh, there’s no issue today… sorry.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Wausau Hotel after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. The next day’s news headline in the TWOSON TRIBUNE: “Runaway Five present popular show at the Topolla Theater…”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Wausau Hotel after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. The next day’s news headline in the TWOSON TRIBUNE: “… in downtown Fourside.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Cirque de Hotel after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. The next day’s news headline in the THREED SUNSET JOURNAL: “Someone working to fix machine left in hole at the Threed graveyard.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Monotoli Grand Hotel after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. The next day’s news headline in the FOURSIDE POST: “Over 90% of Fourside citizens support Monotoli.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Monotoli Grand Hotel after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. The next day’s news headline in the FOURSIDE POST on page 17: “Mysterious department store blackout caused by mouse.”