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Hotel Onett, naive people, zombie prison warden, Venus, sewer rat, pyramids

I dreamed that a bunch of us were going around in mine carts to see Vernon and Joe Yu. We looked at English and Chinese menus for “Karen’s Restaurant” with lots of food pictures. What the?!

Mom tried telling me to be on time tomorrow. Um, I AM ON TIME! Everyone else is fucking LATE! IRONY!

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day, the bellhop says: “There’s an advertisement in today’s ONETT TIMES that looks interesting.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s news headline in the BOZO Times: “Even a seasoned world traveler enjoys staying here.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s news headline in the BOZO Times: “Hotel Onett in lovely downtown Onett.” The bellhop’s reaction: “… Hey, this is our ad!”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Wausau Hotel after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s headline in the TWOSON TRIBUNE: “Former Happy Happyism followers claim to have been naive.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Cirque de Hotel after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s headline in the THREED JOURNAL: “Zombie prison warden states inmates believe Our Nest is Best.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the New Pork Hotel after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s headline in the FOURSIDE POST, on Page 25 of the FOURSIDE POST: “Venus becomes toast of Fourside.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the New Pork Hotel after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s headline in the FOURSIDE POST, on Page 25 of the FOURSIDE POST: “Autograph hunters creating problems for famed singer.”

Bozo, Paige, and Robot stay overnight in Panama’s L’Hotel de Summers in BOZOBOUND after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day, the bellhop says: “Ooo la la, I brought the wrong paper by mistake. It is the SUMMER INQUIRER.”

Bozo, Paige, and Robot stay overnight in Panama’s L’Hotel de Summers in BOZOBOUND after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The bellhop says, “Listen to this headline…” The next day’s news headline in the DAILY SUMMERS: “Huge rat found living in sewer system.”

Bozo, Paige, and Robot stay overnight in Panama’s L’Hotel de Summers in BOZOBOUND after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The bellhop’s reaction: “… I really do not think so.”

In BOZOBOUND, Bozo, Paige, Robot, and Scary stay overnight at the Great Southern International Resort Hotel after visiting the New Pork Museum when they get a phone call in Panama City about it. The next day’s news headline in the SCARABA PAPYRUS: “Activity at pyramid the first in 300 years.”

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