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Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony.

From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going bad.” The bananas by the blender talk back! “Fuck you,” Man: “Fuck you.” Bananas: “Fuck you.”

Hey, London Drugs! Somehow, I’m not sure that gum and cat litter are good things for emergency preparedness! Actually, Lena tells me that cat litter can reduce traction and melt ice. I think that is actually useful, then. But what about the gum?!

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