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Who peed in my pool?! / Hating people with age, loving God’s people, footprints

I called Jocelyn at Chimo at 1, just as we’d figured out last week, but I just got voicemail! Then I called Barry anyway, so we made an appointment for January 18 at noon, but then I was stymied by his phone and the mute button. He said “holy fuck” to me about it! Later, I checked my mail and got a good surprise: Karla had mailed me a Christmas card!

From Julie: She saw a product called WHO PEED IN MY POOL? at a store named Ollie’s!

The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.

God: “Okay, here’s an idea. You love them like I loved you, feed them, clothe them and shelter them, and let me deal with judging them.” People: “But what if they’re gay or worship other Gods?” God: “Did I stutter?”

Some people walk into our lives, and leave footprints on our heart. Other people come into our lives, and we want to leave footprints on their face!

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