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Keep CHRIST in Christmas / Shit on your own floor / THE ONETT TIMES in Hollyanna

Brace yourselves – the “Keep ‘Christ’ in Christmas” posts are coming!

From Wesley: When you’re willing to do anything just to drop a few ounces… even shit on your own floor!

After escaping from the zombie-infested Hollyanna suburbs, the HALLOW’S END party (Sally / Craig / Clyde) stays overnight at the Hollyanna Hotel. The bellhop wants to read them the next day’s newspaper headline. “Yoicks! I made a mistake and brought a newspaper called THE ONETT TIMES.”

After escaping from the zombie-infested Hollyanna suburbs, the HALLOW’S END party (Sally / Craig / Clyde) stays overnight at the Hollyanna Hotel. The bellhop wants to read them the next day’s newspaper. “Let me read this anyway…” The next day’s newspaper headline: “Mysterious meteorite north of Onett still burning brightly.”

After escaping from the zombie-infested Hollyanna suburbs, the HALLOW’S END party (Sally / Craig / Clyde) stays overnight at the Hollyanna Hotel. The bellhop’s reaction: “Huh, this must be from someone else’s adventure. Well, it sounds boring.”

When Sally, Craig, and Clyde DO get to Onett, they stay overnight at the Onett Hotel. The next day’s newspaper headline in THE ONETT TIMES is indeed “Mysterious meteorite north of Onett still burning brightly.”

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