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The munchies, Nintendo, bathrooms, non-exclusiveness, sea monsters, new TV shows

The Canucks played the Rangers at 4 today, and FINALLY broke the nine-game losing slump with a 5-3 WIN! Sven Baerteschi and Loui Eriksson got their first (legitimate) goals, and Alex Borrows got TWO goals, including one into the empty net!

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA SENTINEL: “Mr. BlueAntoid medically proved to have the munchies.”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Golden Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the GOLDEN TRANSCRIPT: “Nintendo’s 64-bit system makes a comeback.”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The bellhop says about the LAKEWOOD SENTINEL, “Today’s paper? Uh… I left it in the bathroom…”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The bellhop says, “On page 13 of the DENVER POST…”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the DENVER POST: “Newspaper reading by bellboys is not exclusive to Denver only.”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The bellhop says, “I’m so ashamed.”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at Monaco’s L’Hotel du Summers. The next day’s news headline: “Sea monster of ancient Greek myth killed by traveling kids.”

After the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) defeats Bill Gates at the Dogcow Ranch, they stay overnight at the Great Southern International Resort Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the CAIRO PAPYRUS: “Sphinx starts new late-night talk show.”

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