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Library crisis, Spanish ads, same newspaper name, MP3s, palm trees, muffins

The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 4-2.

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA SENTINEL: “Arvada Library facing crisis. Many local patrons not returning books.”

After hacking through the Amazon Rainforest Jungle and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Golden Hotel. The bellhop says, “There’s an ad here in the GOLDEN TRANSCRIPT.”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Golden Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the GOLDEN TRANSCRIPT: “Puede usted hablar ingles? Si no, va el hallazgo una copia…”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Golden Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the GOLDEN TRANSCRIPT: “… de un libro de la escuela en su biblioteca local.”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The bellhop says, “Good morning! Here’s an interesting editorial…”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The next day’s news headline in the LAKEWOOD SENTINEL: “The Lakewood Sentinel has the same name as the Arvada local newspaper.”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The next day’s news headline in the LAKEWOOD SENTINEL: “What’s up with that?”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the DENVER POST: “MP3 usage is up 1200%.”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the DENVER POST: “If this isn’t stopped, the millionaire musicians can’t get richer!”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The bellhop’s reaction: “Ha!”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at Monaco’s L’Hotel du Summers. The next day’s news headline: “Breeze blew through the palm trees last night.” The bellhop then tells the party, “This is big news here.”

After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Great Southern International Resort Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the CAIRO PAPYRUS: “Mysterious moving muffins!”

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