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Traumatizing children on Halloween, prizes in tampon boxes, bananas and milk

I discovered the symptoms of redrum last night / this morning, so I called Dr. Ruby just now to cancel my Friday’s doctor appointment.

From Janina and WitchesSky Inspirations and Cackles: Halloween is the only day of the year where traumatizing children is socially acceptable.

From Julie: They should put prizes in your tampon box. Your period sucks, but here’s 50% off ice cream, you cranky bitch.

From Pete and Now That’s Funny Stuff: Husband writes code. Wife: “Honey, please go to the supermarket and get one bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring six.” He came back with six bottles of milk. Wife: “Why the hell did you buy six bottles of milk?!?!” Husband, confused: “BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.” He still doesn’t understand why his wife yelled at him since he did exactly as she told him.

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