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Basketball and pumpkin, attempted murder of crows, skeleton curtains, Kleenex ad

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Kadoya sesame oil! I can’t open the bottle reliably anymore! Lee Kum Kee is $1.50 cheaper for more than 100 additional mL, anyway… Mike never wanted that for whatever reason. Here’s hoping I can open that when I buy it on Tuesday…

This is why I can’t open those Kadoya sesame oil bottles anymore. STUPID SPOUT SETUP!

Pumpkin to her parents: “I don’t care if he’s a basketball. We’re in love!”

An attempted murder of crows!

This shower curtain has skeletons on it.

From CFOX: A pumpkin giving birth!

Here’s a pumpkin mooning you!

From Reddit: A Scotties Kleenex ad seen at a Vancouver Skytrain station! “Hillary wins. Trump wins. Scotties Kleenex.”

From Julie S. and Fun Pics and Stuff: Pumpkin Horror Stories! “After they were done slowly cutting off the top of his head, they reached into his skull and began spooning his brains into an adjacent bowl.”

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