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No nudes, no morning edition, supernatural powers, Wyoming, same days, Charybdis

The Canucks played Washington at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2, partly thanks to the Capitals scoring two goals in fifteen seconds.

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA SENTINEL: “No nudes is good nudes, says angry mob.”

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Golden Hotel. However, there was no morning edition of the GOLDEN TRANSCRIPT the next day!

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The next day’s news headline in the LAKEWOOD SENTINEL: “Supernatural powers do not exist.”

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The next day’s news headline in the LAKEWOOD SENTINEL: “Human beings cannot use teleportation, states university professor.”

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The bellhop says, “The DENVER POST says… Yoicks! This is a tabloid. Let’s see…”

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the DENVER POST: “Cow Spit drummer new senator of Wyoming.” The bellhop says, “That’s got to be a lie.”

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at Monaco’s L’Hotel du Summers. The next day’s news headline: “Yesterday the same as the day before yesterday.”

After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at Monaco’s L’Hotel du Summers. The next day’s news headline: “Today to be the same as yesterday.”

Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, Joe Scharfenberg, and Prince Casey finally make it to Egypt. They stay overnight at the Great Southern International Resort Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the CAIRO PAPYRUS: “Charybdis seen, killed by kids.”

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