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Bob Noonoo, squab on a stick, Cow Spit, Lakewood Treasury, HinesCo Starbucks

The Canucks played the Ducks in the Anaheim home opener at 5 today, and lost 4-2.

From Julie: Bob Noonoo?! Sounds like baby talk!

After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The bellhop alerts them to an interesting advertisement in the next day’s ARVADA SENTINEL.

After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA SENTINEL: “Ancient artifacts! Exciting people! Squab on a stick! Visit Egypt sometime.”

After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Golden Motel. The next day’s news headline in the GOLDEN TRANSCRIPT: “Cow Spit’s debut release sells out.”

After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The next day’s news headline in the LAKEWOOD SENTINEL: “Town Treasury increased 700%…”

After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Lakewood Super 8 Motel. The bellhop’s reaction: “Wow! They must have sold off all of that Spam…”

After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Denver HinesCo Hotel. The next day’s news headline in the DENVER POST: “HinesCo assets seized by Starbucks.”

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