Winnie the Pooh characters on drugs, anagrams, blue butts and office toilets

I just finished a LiveJournal tagging idea that I had very late last night involving Doge / Shiba Inu / Kabosu! Might as well finish it before I focus on the hockey game tonight… it only took three hours or so!

Product warning: No more pot pies since they aren’t as filling as I thought they might be. Why is a 430-calorie thing so disappointing these days?! I had to eat two to remotely feel somewhat full, and even then it wasn’t great. At least the ones I got were on sale…

Top ten signs that WINNIE THE POOH characters are on drugs!

Christopher Robin believes he can talk to various types of animals… hallucinogens. Rabbit is always getting into everyone’s business and constantly needs everything… cocaine. Tigger can’t ever calm down. He’s always bouncing and is never tired… ecstasy. Eeyore doesn’t care about anything. He lacks motivation and has very slow reactions… marijuana. Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid he is being followed… mushrooms.

Winnie the Pooh loves sweets and has an overly active imagination… LSD. Owl is always there helping everyone, and giving misguided advice… drug dealer. Gopher has slurred speech and is happiest when he’s alone… closet alcoholic. Kanga is the only female in the 100 Acre Woods. She is always trying to offer others her services and she never sits still… crack whore. Roo is very curious and hyper. He never stops talking or moving about. Rarely does he follow advice… speed.

From Kathy: Anagrams! Dormitory = Dirty room; Presbyterian = Best in prayer; Astronomer = Moon starer; Desperation = A rope ends it; The eyes = They see; George Bush = He bugs Gore; The Morse code = Here come dots; Slot machines = Cash lost in me; Animosity = Is no amity; Election results = Lies let’s recount; Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler; Snooze alarms = Alas no more Z’s; A decimal point = I’m a dot in place; The earthquakes = That queer shake; Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.

From Julie and Amazon: A blue butt sitting on a toilet office supply station!


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