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Friends and baseball bats, condoms and tampons, my (sarcastic) attitude

HAPPY CANADA DAY! 149 YEARS OLD!

Redrum started this Friday morning, so at least my body is being patriotic?

A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a best friend will skip beside you with a bat, singing, “Someone’s gonna get it.”

Condom: “Every month, you stop my business for a week!” Tampon: “Oh yeah, you… As soon as you make a mistake, I am unemployed for eight months!”

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

I’m sarcastic and have a smartass attitude. It’s a natural defense against drama, bullshit, and stupidity.

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