Archive for May 2016

Dinesty Restaurant! / Ghana Peppermint chocolate! / Strawberry cheesecake truffles!

May 25, 2016

Before I met Mom and Dad at Dinesty Restaurant for lunch and a new comforter, I went to London Drugs at 11 for some on-sale rayon and bamboo Secret socks (the 25% off sale expired today!), a Whittaker’s Ghana Peppermint chocolate block / a Whittaker’s Peanut Butter chocolate block (220g each!) for Lisa’s birthday, and […]

Pozole! / Laksa noodles, Cherry Coke, ginger Pepsi, periodic table of swearing

May 25, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:15, and went to Price Smart for NEW on-sale Ginger Pepsi x2 and some Roasted Garlic and Herb Brown Rice Medley and Savory Herb Basmati Rice Medley using my Rice and Grains coupons. I also went to London Drugs for some store brand aspirin, on-sale melatonin, NEW Prima Taste Singapore […]

Pareekshit Ravi, Monica Moorehead, period Panteez, Dick Rubright, Micky Pun

May 24, 2016

Pareekshit Ravi?! Monica Moorehead?! From Julie: Period Panteez?! Those would be too much like free bleeding for me, though. Dick Rubright?! Micky Pun?! Eric, Kevin, Dylan, and I thought this was a GUY upon seeing the name on some papers at a David Fellowship Committee meeting! Imagine our surprise when Kevin mentioned at the next […]

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!

Coffee cup warnings / Treveonta Clark, Adrianandious Blackeyes, Tyriekus Edwards

May 23, 2016

I LOST MY GMAIL DRAFT WHEN FIREFOX CRASHED, AND NOW IT’S BLANK! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! From Janina: A Canadian “warning” on a takeout coffee cup reads, “If this was another country, we’d have to tell you that this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada!” Treveonta Clark, AdrianandiousBlackeyes, and Tyriekus Edwards?!

Buffet jalapenos labelled as chocolate! / The different types of music stands!

May 22, 2016

From CFOX: At the buffet, we can have jalapenos labelled as chocolate! The different types of music stands: The Leaner, The Graffitied, The Hobbit, The Bully, El Perfecto, Your Friend, The Wire Stand, The Veteran, The Anne Boleyn.

Peeing! / Eve, Darren, Brad / Five-Spice pig ears! / Ricky Gervais horoscopes

May 22, 2016

BREATH OF FIRE II Retranslated! I did go out to meet Eve, Carol, Sabrina, Darren S., and others at a bar called Toby’s near Broadway / Commercial last night at 6:35 after having coffee and a sandwich, just missing the 407 bus. I had to wait about half an hour for the next one (but […]

No buckles! / Getting upset / Running through campgrounds! / Shack of Sit

May 21, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:25, and was delayed by slow people using walkers and wheelchairs, but managed to get to the house just in time for Jon to leave at 9:30, telling him that he might want to go out the back way because of the cement truck blocking the sidewalk. He let me […]

People and Slinkies / Posting Bible verses on Facebook / ROMEO AND JULIET

May 21, 2016

Some people are like Slinkies… they’re really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! Condescending Wonka: Oh, you post Bible verses on Facebook? You’re definitely getting into heaven. ROMEO AND JULIET is not a love story. It’s a three-day relationship between […]

Toasters for bathtubs! / Baroness Gardner of Parkes on the Japanese Knotweed

May 20, 2016

From Alice: You meet some people, and right away, you want to buy them a nice toaster for their bathtub. Baroness Gardner of Parkes is talking about the Japanese knotweed!