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Janina, writing, Hardee’s anus beef burgers, band name ideas for doors

I talked to Janina briefly about Mike Oleksa and his posting financial statements to a hockey trash talk group.

From Janina: How to write good!

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
5. One should never generalize.
6. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Sentence fragments? Eliminate.
9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
11. Who needs rhetorical questions?

HOLY FUCK. WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE SLAPPED. **** HOW TO WRITE WELL. NOT GOOD, DAMMIT. SO GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.

Foghorn Leghorn says IT’S A JOKE!

Thick anus beef burgers?! Oh, Hardee’s… spelling is important!

Got any ideas for a band name, fellow doors?

Curried sweet potato stew!

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