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Looney Laws: Don’t carry a violin in a paper bag in Salt Lake City!

These LOONEY LAWS are from UNCLE JOHN’S PERPETUALLY PLEASING BATHROOM READER, which is #26 in the series.

In Hoquiam, Washington, it’s illegal to tip a server more than 15 percent.

Legally, Boston hotel owners must provide a bed for a guest’s horse.

Gargling in public is against the law in Louisiana.

In Topeka, Kansas, it’s illegal to sing the alphabet song on the streets at night.

Men with mustaches in Eureka, Nevada, may not kiss women.

If you make furniture in Devon, Texas, it’s against the law to do so in the nude.

If you want to wear cowboy boots in Blythe, California, you must own at least two cows.

It’s illegal to skateboard inside a police station in Miami.

Lying about your astrological sign is against the law in Sedona, Arizona.

Driving a black car in Denver on a Sunday is illegal.

In Salt Lake City, you may not carry a violin in a paper bag.

In Oklahoma, taking a bite out of another person’s hamburger without permission is against the law.

Anyone caught stealing soap in Mohave County, Arizona, has to wash himself with it until it’s gone.

You may throw bricks onto a highway in Mt. Vernon, Iowa, but only if you’ve obtained written permission from the City Council.

In Kentucky, it’s illegal to fish with a bow and arrow.

Flicking boogers into the wind is against the law in Alabama.

In Crown Point, Indiana, it’s illegal to carry a dog in your purse while you’re walking across the grass wearing shoes.

Alabama prison guards are prohibited from calling their spouses “the old ball and chain.”

It’s against the law to give someone a box of candy in Idaho… if it weighs less than 50 pounds.

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