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Mustaches, vampires, scones, glamor, and hair

Courtesy of Janina: INSTANT HEART ATTACK from a BACON MUG! EWWWW! Had a weird dream which involved Billie’s family kicking me out because my group of friends and I got too loud… what the?!


You Should Have Wavy Hair


You are laid-back, friendly, and carefree. You really can’t get too hung up on anything as silly as your hair.

You truly enjoy yourself, and you have a natural charisma. People love to flirt with you.

You are casual, low-maintenance, and even a little careless. No one would accuse you of being uptight!

You don’t have a lot of rules or expectations in your life. You are flying blind and ending up in some pretty interesting places.


You Think That Intelligence is Glamourous


You find nothing more disappointing than a gorgeous person who is completely vapid. You can’t respect anyone who doesn’t exercise his or her mind.

There’s something incredibly appealing about someone who can speak intelligently about any subject at any length.

You also appreciate people who are well-mannered and well-behaved. Politeness goes a long way for you.

The most glamourous people you know totally have it together. Allure is never skin deep for you.

Too right! One of the many reasons why I broke up with a certain someone…


You Are Optimistic and Hopeful


You truly believe in all of your dreams. And you don’t just sit back and wait for your dreams to happen.

You are active and even a bit stubborn. You are confident in what you do.

You can be a bit aggressive at times, to the point of being inconsiderate. But you never really mean to step on anyone’s toes.

It’s just that when your eye is on the prize, it’s hard for you to see anything or anyone else. You’re not malicious… just a tad careless.


You Are a Cherry Scone


The early part of your day is filled with delight and happiness.

You see each day as a new beginning – a chance to do something different or better.

You enjoy the morning for as long as it lasts. You wish the quiet of the early hours could go on all day.

You’re the type most likely to make your scones from high-quality ingredients. You like to indulge those you love. You never skimp.

Um, I do NOT enjoy the morning, and I clearly indicated as much! UGH!


You Should Not Date a Vampire


You just don’t understand what all the vampire fuss is about. You certainly do not find the idea of vampires sexy.

What’s hot about someone who wants to bite through your skin? Yuck! Plus, you’re pretty sure vampires have bad breath.

And you’re definitely not drawn to that sickly, pale look. Or all that moodiness – no thanks!

You think that regular old humans are plenty attractive. You can’t imagine why anyone would pick a broody beast over a healthy, alive person.

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