A 400-pound naked woman with poo and a non-existent child?!

Bingo of the evening so far:

SIMULATED (94 points) – against Sherry-Ann B.-P.

High-scoring words of the evening so far:

THEGNS (526 points; 3W, 2W, 5W, hook off JOE for a plural), AHA (122 points; 4W, two 2W, hook off BEAUX to make AH / HE / AA) – against Yvonne S.
POLEAX (288 points) – against Niki W. [two 4W]
TODAY (176 points) – against Geraldine B. [two 4W]
SKID (106 points) – against Sylvie P. [two 5W, hook off AMI to make KAMI]

Interesting rack of the evening so far: GLEANALE (against Linda B. – read that as “Glean ale”… not that you can really glean an alcoholic drink, but work with me here!)

Facebook quiz taken from Veronica H.:

Leslie completed the quiz “Which crazy bitch are you?” with the result Sylvia Plath. You are one intense bitch. You are almost abnormally introspective, but this is where your abundant creativity flows from. You love handsome brilliant creative genius types, but you pay the price when their egos and lustful ways cause them to betray you. You are a very intelligent classy lady with a black streak, and can be very emotional at times. You do have a bit of a morbid side; your words often lead you to be misunderstood as a dark figure, but that is just how you protect your soft mushy insides. (Hey, I read THE BELL JAR last summer – cool book! And yes, I am morbid. SO FEAR ME, YOU MINIONS! MUHAHAHAHA!)

Corey and I are talking about dumplings now:

[18:26:51] Corey: how about Pepsi?
[18:28:19] Flami: learning about martyrs: I don’t have that
[18:32:38] Corey: I do
[18:37:42] Flami: and are you going to have some?
[18:40:40] Corey: I already have some right here! and a glass of water
[18:46:05] Flami: well, I’m going to have a dumpling and some off-brand Cola
[18:46:37] Corey: one dumpling?
[18:47:03] Corey: more like TAKE-A-DUMPling ha ha ha
[18:47:18] Corey: but you should have like ten of them… dumplings are kinda bite-sized
[18:47:33] Flami: I only have the one… but I do have perogies
[18:49:11] Flami: and this is a huge one
[18:49:42] Corey: wouldn’t it be something else, then?
[18:53:17] Flami: Mother claimed it was a dumpling.
[18:57:07] Corey: I haven’t seen big ones before… I guess I don’t see why you couldn’t make them bigger, but I haven’t seen it
[19:06:31] Flami: trust me, it was flattened out, but still a dumpling.
[19:09:49] Corey: did you sit on it?
[19:10:11] Flami: now why would I ruin a perfectly good dumpling by sitting on it?!
[19:12:20] Corey: I don’t know, but someone flattened it apparently
[19:19:58] Flami: I didn’t say that *I* did that!
[19:20:28] Corey: so who sat on it??
[19:32:30] Flami: as far as I know, it wasn’t sat on!
[19:34:04] Corey: sat on is better than shat on
[19:38:45] Flami: too true
[19:40:00] Corey: unless the person that sits on it is a 400-pound woman that can’t wipe herself anymore due to the reach it would require, and she’s naked.
[19:40:09] Corey: then it’s not really any better
[19:50:03] Flami: … what kind of movies have you been watching lately?!
[19:51:19] Corey: no movies
[19:53:50] Flami: you are crazy
[19:56:10] Corey: there’s a whole thingy on LiveJournal about someone like that… she lied about having a kid and shit all over the place
[19:57:43] Flami: since when do you read LJ?
[19:57:57] Corey: I don’t, that’s been linked all over the place though
[19:58:46] Flami: link?
[20:00:17] Corey: no idea
[20:00:34] Flami: okay.
[20:00:56] Corey: searched Google for “LiveJournal fat shit”

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